Seinfeld Dictionary


		powered by FreeFind SEINFELD DICTIONARY Man Hands:The hands of a woman which appear to be men's hands attactched to a woman's body. Usually have excellent strength and are able to easily rip objects such as lobster claws. Spongeworthy:A man that is found worthy to have a sponge used up on. The sponge, many women's birth control of choice, were discontinued and in short supply. Festivus:An alternative, non-religious holiday created by Frank Costanza and helped to be made popular by Cosmo Kramer. Festivus falls on December 23 each year, and its traditions include an aluminum pole instead of a tree, a Festivus dinner, and the feats of stregth. Festivus is not technically over until the head of household is pinned in the feats of strength. Anti-dentite:One who discriminates against dentists. Often make sly, prejudice remarks against dentists, and suggest that dentists should have thier own schools. Kavorka:A Latvian term meaning 'lure of the animal' which attracts women to men. The cure for the affected man is to bathe in vinegar, and possibly wearing a garlic necklace. Manssiere: A support garment designed specifically designed for men, also known as the bro. It contains velcro in the back, and its invention is credited to Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer. Schmoopie:Jerry's pet name for his girlfriend Sheila and her nickname for him. Often used in the phrases "You're schmoopie", and "No, You're schmoopie." Ragaholic:A disorder in which the victim suffers from uncontrollable rage. Rageaholics can meet at Rageaholics Anonymous, where, of course, no yelling is allowed. Germaphobe:One who has a phobia of germs and uncleanliness. Often will be willing to share water bottles with some people, but not others. They may make believe that they are sick when they are exposed to people who they believe are germ infested. Shiksappeal:The appeal that many non-Jewish women have to Jewish men. Shiksas are found to be attractive to Jewish men because they are very unlike their mothers. Shiksappeal can lead to renunciation of Judaism, and unexpected kissing from Jewish men. Newmanium: A celebration of the bringing in of the new millenium. However, this celebration takes place 1 year late on New Years Eve 2000 due to the lack of intelligence of a certain United States Postal Service worker (Newman). The celebration is later cancelled by Newman. Independent George: An entirely different George than when George is out on a date. If Date George's girlfriend ever becomes a member of Independent George's loop, two worlds will collide, thus killing Independent George. Low-Talker: One who talks so softly that it is impossible to hear what that person is saying. Yada yada yada: An expression often used to mean "and so on..." The ambiguity of the phrase often leads to confusion when important details are left out of conversations. Also, this phrase is used when certain facts want to be omitted by the user of the phrase. Double Dip: The act of dipping a chip into a bowl of salsa or other dip, taking a bite, then dipping the same chip back into the salsa bowl. Considered offensive by some, likened to putting one's entire mouth in the bowl of dip. Little Kicks: Elaine's ridiculous dancing style that is mocked behind her back. Elaine does not realize that she is an awful dancer until she is told and then tapes herself dancing over a bootleg copy of "Cry, Cry Again." Mimbo: A male bimbo. Comes about when Jerry believes Elaine is being superficial in dating her 'cool' boyfriend Tony. Summer of George: George's three months of freedom after leaving the Yankees. He receives three months of 'severance pay', so George sees this as being payed for doing nothing, and sees no need to get a job. High Talker: A man who has a high voice like that of a woman. Often will be mistaken for a women, leading to great problems, and occasionally offending others. Muffin Tops: The only part of the muffin dubbed worthy of eating by many. Elaine attepts to create a business selling only the muffin tops, although she fails because no one will take the left over muffin stumps. Close Talker: One who stands very close to a person while enagaging in converstion with them. Often causes the person being spoken to to lean back or feel uncomfortable. Little Man: The voice inside a mans head that screens for stupid thoughts and filters them out. The Little Man is thought to know all. Please Click Here to Suggest a term to be added to the Seinfeld Chronicles Dictionary. Thanks to all who have submitted terms!

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