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SEINFELD DICTIONARY
 
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Anti-dentite:One who discriminates against dentists. Often make sly, prejudiced remarks against dentists, and suggest that dentists should have their own schools. 
 
Close Talker: One who stands very close to a person while engaging in conversation with them. Often causes the person being spoken to to lean back or feel uncomfortable.
  
Double Dip: The act of dipping a chip into a bowl of salsa or other dip, taking a bite, then dipping the same chip back into the salsa bowl. Considered offensive by some, likened to putting one's entire mouth in the bowl of dip.
 
Festivus:An alternative, non-religious holiday created by Frank Costanza and helped to be made popular by Cosmo Kramer. Festivus falls on December 23 each year, and its traditions include an aluminum pole instead of a tree, a Festivus dinner, and the feats of strength. Festivus is not technically over until the head of household is pinned in the feats of strength.
 
Germaphobe:One who has a phobia of germs and uncleanliness. Often will be willing to share water bottles with some people, but not others. They may make believe that they are sick when they are exposed to people who they believe are germ infested.
 
 High Talker: A man who has a high voice like that of a woman. Often will be mistaken for a women, leading to great problems, and occasionally offending others.
 
Independent George: An entirely different George than when George is out on a date. If Date George's girlfriend ever becomes a member of Independent George's loop, two worlds will collide, thus killing Independent George. 
 
Kavorka:A Latvian term meaning 'lure of the animal' which attracts women to men. The cure for the affected man is to bathe in vinegar, and possibly wearing a garlic necklace.  
Little Kicks: Elaine's ridiculous dancing style that is mocked behind her back. Elaine does not realize that she is an awful dancer until she is told and then tapes herself dancing over a bootleg copy of "Cry, Cry Again."
 
Little Man: The voice inside a man's head that screens for stupid thoughts and filters them out. The Little Man is thought to know all.

Low-Talker: One who talks so softly that it is impossible to hear what that person is saying.
 
Man Hands:The hands of a woman which appear to be men's hands attached to a woman's body. Usually have excellent strength and are able to easily rip objects such as lobster claws.

Manssiere:
A support garment designed specifically designed for men, also known as the bro. It contains Velcro in the back, and its invention is credited to Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer.
 
Mimbo: A male bimbo. Comes about when Jerry believes Elaine is being superficial in dating her 'cool' boyfriend Tony.
 
 
Newmanium: A celebration of the bringing in of the new millennium. However, this celebration takes place 1 year late on New Years Eve 2000 due to the lack of intelligence of a certain United States Postal Service worker (Newman). The celebration is later canceled by Newman.
 
Rageaholic:A disorder in which the victim suffers from uncontrollable rage. Rageaholics can meet at Rageaholics Anonymous, where, of course, no yelling is allowed.

Schmoopie:Jerry's pet name for his girlfriend Sheila and her nickname for him. Often used in the phrases "You're schmoopie", and "No, You're schmoopie."
 
Shiksappeal:The appeal that many non-Jewish women have to Jewish men. Shiksas are found to be attractive to Jewish men because they are very unlike their mothers. Shiksappeal can lead to renunciation of Judaism, and unexpected kissing from Jewish men.
 
Spongeworthy:A man that is found worthy to have a sponge used up on. The sponge, many women's birth control of choice, were discontinued and in short supply.
 
Summer of George: George's three months of freedom after leaving the Yankees. He receives three months of 'severance pay', so George sees this as being payed for doing nothing, and sees no need to get a job.
 
Yada yada yada:An expression often used to mean "and so on..." The ambiguity of the phrase often leads to confusion when important details are left out of conversations. Also, this phrase is used when certain facts want to be omitted by the user of the phrase.



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