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Frequently Asked Questions for NBC's "SEINFELD"
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3.0 What are some FAQ about the major characters?
  3.1 What is Kramer's name?
  3.2 How does Kramer support himself?
  3.3 How many times has Jerry "known" Elaine?
  3.4 How do the characters know each other?
  3.5 What jobs has xxxxx had on the show?
*3.6 What religion is xxxxx?
3.7 What are some reasons why Jerry has ended a relationship?
  3.8 What "fake" movies have the characters seen?
  3.9 Who is whose best friend?
  3.10 How many times has Elaine yelled "GET OUT?!?" and pushed someone?
  3.11 What does George's answering machine say?
  3.12 What did the EWR on Jerry's refrigerator mean?
3.13 What foods have been mentioned or eaten on SEINFELD?
*3.14 What kinds of cars have been featured on SEINFELD?
*3.15 What songs have been sung on SEINFELD?

4.0 Are there questions about the other characters?
 4.1 Who is Newman and why does Jerry hate him?
  4.2 Was Newman in the movie 'Animal House'?
  4.3 Who is the "unfunny comic"?
  4.4 Is that really George Steinbrenner?
  4.5 Who is the "Soup Nazi"?
  4.6 Who is Kenny Kramer?
  4.7 Who is Art Vandelay?
  4.8 Is Jackie Chiles supposed to be Johnny Cochran?
  4.9 Was Russell Dalrymple supposed to be Warren Littlefield?
  4.10 Who is J. Peterman?
  4.11 Is there a list of J. Peterman products?
  4.12 Who are the two curiously effeminate guys and when do they appear?
  4.13 Who is the Pakistani café owner?
*4.14 Who has guest starred (or appeared before they were stars) on SEINFELD?
 4.15 Who is Bob Sacamano?
  4.16 Who is Lomez?
*4.17 Where is the real Monk's restaurant?
*4.18 What are the various nicknames of the main characters?
  4.19 What celebrities have appeared as themselves?
  4.20 Was that "Puddy" as the voice of Superman in the American Express ad with Jerry?
  4.21 What occupation did George always want to have?
*4.22 What production people have appeared (or had characters named for them) on the show?
*4.23 Who are some of the more notable one-time characters?
 4.24 What characters have died on the show?
*4.25 What actors have played multiple characters?
 4.26 Which episodes were dedicated and to whom?

5.0 Specific episode questions.
 5.1 Who won "The Contest"?
  5.2 What were the 'Bizarros' in "The Bizarro Jerry"?
  5.3 Is the WIZ Norm Macdonald's (SNL) brother?
  5.4 What game are Estelle Costanza and her friends playing in "The Handicapped Spot"?
  5.5 Mulva? Delores? Gipple? (or What was Jerry's girlfriend's name in "The Junior Mint"?)
  5.6 Wasn't there a lawsuit over this very issue?
  5.7 Who is Stein Ericson? (as referenced in "The Reverse Peephole")
  5.8 Why did Jerry call Kramer 'Kessler' in the pilot episode?
*5.9 Is their a Superman reference in every episode?
 5.10 Why did Elaine say "maybe the dingo ate your baby" in "The Stranded"?
  5.11 What is the name of the song used in final segment of "The Clip Show"?
  5.12 Who is Mary Beth Whitehead, as referenced in "The Bottle Deposit"?
  5.13 Can I have more information on "Festivus"?
  5.14 Is there a real 555-FILM?
*5.15 What did the Silkwood/radiation reference in "The Shower Head" mean?
*5.16 "What's the 'sausage music' in "The Blood"?

6.0 What are some of the oddities and inconsistencies in SEINFELD?
  6.1 Why does the farm girl at the end of 'The Bottle Deposit' refer to Newman as Norman?
*6.2 Other oddities and interesting tidbits
*6.3 Continuity errors and inconsistencies
*6.4 What movies have been parodied?

7.0 Where can I find some SEINFELD production related information?
 7.1 Where is SEINFELD produced and by whom?
  7.2 When does the production season begin and end?
  7.3 How can I get tickets to a filming session?
  7.4 What major awards has SEINFELD garnered?
*7.5 Where can I find scripts to SEINFELD episodes?
 7.6 Are there official books about SEINFELD?
  7.7 Where can I purchase SEINFELD T-shirts and other merchandise?
  7.8 Where can I find other SEINFELD related Internet sites?
  7.9 Do you have sheet music for the bass guitar theme to Seinfeld?

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1.0
What is SEINFELD?

1.1 How many seasons of SEINFELD are there?

        There were 9 seasons of Seinfeld with Episode 1, "The Seinfeld Chronicles"
        airing July 5, 1989 and Episode 180, "The Finale", airing on May 14, 1998.

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1.2 How do I find the title of a SEINFELD episode?

        Syndicated episode names can be found in TV Guide
        or similar TV listing.

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1.3 Where can I find all the episode titles and numbers?

        Try http://www.tvtome.com/Seinfeld/guide.html , one of the best
        sources for 'Seinfeld' episode information.

A printable checklist can be found here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_episodes

 

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1.4 Where can I find the plot summary of a SEINFELD episode?

        See 1.3.

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1.5  How about a timeline-history of noteworthy SEINFELD moments?

        7/5/89:  Pilot airs on NBC; it is called "The Seinfeld Chronicles."
        5/31/90:  First regular episode airs; Elaine is introduced.
        6/21/90:  Fifth and final episode of season is aired.
        1/23/91:  Series returns as second-season replacement.
        1/30/91:  "The Pony Remark" introduces Uncle Leo.
        4/4/91:  Elaine shrieks "Get Out!" for the first time.
        4/18/91:  Newman is heard for the first time.
        6/26/91:  17th and final episode of season.
        9/18/91:  First full season of series kicks off with "The Note."
        1/29/92:  Newman is seen for the first time.
        2/12/92:  First hour-long ep.
"The Boyfriend," featuring Keith Hernandez and a "JFK" parody.
        5/6/92:  Season-ending episode features Kramer on "Murphy Brown."
        8/12/92:  Season begins with two-parter that puts Kramer, George and Jerry in Los Angeles.
        9/16/92:  The character of Susan Ross makes her debut.
        11/18/92:  The phrase "master of your domain" makes its debut in "The Contest."
        2/11/93:  Another catch phrase: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
        3/18/93:  The world meets "Mulva" in "The Junior Mint."
        5/20/93:  Season ends with the pilot for a failed sitcom starring Jerry Seinfeld.
        11/4/93:  Rudolph Giuliani appears in an episode linked to the recent NYC mayoral election.
        2/24/94:  Kramer's friend Mickey makes his debut.
        5/19/94:  George lands a job with the Yankees, while Elaine loses her publishing position.
        11/22/94:  The debut of Mr. Pitt.
        11/17/94:  Actor Jon Voight makes an appearance, bites Kramer.
        5/27/95:  Dave Puddy makes his first appearance.
        5/18/95:  Bette Midler appears in "The Understudy"; J. Peterman makes his debut.
        11/21/95:  George and Susan get engaged.
        11/2/95:  "No soup for you!" -- "The Soup Nazi" makes his appearance.
        1/25/96:  O.J. Simpson parody, with Jackie Chiles hollering: "If the bra fits, you must acquit!"
        2/8/96:  Hour-long episode ends with a "Nixon" parody.
        5/16/96:  Susan Ross dies from licking envelopes.
        11/19/96:  Eighth season opens without co-creator Larry David.
        3/13/97:  Lloyd Bridges makes his debut as Izzy Mandelbaum.
        4/4/97:  "Yada, Yada, Yada."
        11/25/97:  Ninth and final season begins.
        11/20/97:  The backward episode airs.
        11/25/97:  Seinfeld announces the demise of the show.
        5/14/98:  Final episode airs.

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2.0  Who are the characters on SEINFELD?

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2.1 Who are the major characters?

        Jerome (Jerry) Seinfeld-Jerry Seinfeld
        George Louis Costanza-Jason Alexander
        Cosmo Kramer-Michael Richards
        Elaine Marie Benes-Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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2.2
Who are the minor supporting characters (2 or more appearances)?
        Character name (Actor name) [first appeared in]
        Brief description

        Mickey Abbott (Danny Woodburn) [The Stand-In]
        Kramer's 'height challenged' actor friend

        Ada (Vicki Lewis) [The Secretary]
        George's secretary with the Yankees

        Kenny Bania (Steve Hytner) [The Soup]
       
The 'hack' comedian who's obsessed with Ovaltine

        Susan Biddle Ross (Heidi Swedberg) [The Pitch]
        George's fiance, poisoned by toxic invitation envelopes

        Babu Bhatt (Brian George) [The Cafe]
        Pakistani restauranteur, accidentally deported

        Lloyd Braun (Pete Keleghan, Matt McCoy) [The Gum, The Serenity Now]
        Dinkins' advisor before he went crazy

        Jackie Chiles (Phil Morris) [The Caddy]
        Kramer's attorney, a parody of Johnnie Cochran

        Carol, (Lisa Mende) [The Boyfriend]
        "Ya gotta see the BAY-BEEE!"

        Russell Dalrymple (Bob Balaban) [The Pitch]
        NBC president, loved Elaine, quit to join Greenpeace

        Crazy Joe Davola (Peter Crombie) [The Pitch]
        TV writer, obsessed with Elaine, the gang is afraid of him

        Deena (Mary Jo Keenen) [The Gum]
        George's cousin, her father ruined the John Voight car

        Dr. Seigel (Victor Raider-Wexler) [The Junior Mint]
        Surgeon at the local hospital, good at giving good or bad news

        Sid Farkus (Patrick Cronin) [The Sniffing Accountant]
        Frank's bra salesman friend, wanted to date Estelle

        Jake Jarmel (Marty Rackham) [The Sniffing Accountant]
        Writer Elaine dated

        Earl Haffler (O'Neal Compton) [The Diplomats' Club]
        High rolling Texan, bet on airline arrivals and departures with Kramer

        Karl (Ellis E. Williams) [The Doodle]
        Exterminator, sprayed Jerry's apartment for fleas.

        Katie (Debra Jo Rupp) [The Diplomats Club]
        Jerry's decision impaired booking agent.

        Mr. Lippman (Harris Shore) (Richard Fancy) [The Library, The Muffin Tops]
        Elaine's boss at Pendant Publishing

        Evelyn Klompas (Ann Morgan Guilbert) [The Pen]
        Jack's wife

        Jack Klompas (Sandy Baron) [The Pen]
        Morty's crotchety friend from Del Boca Vista

        Mr. Kruger (Daniel von Bargen) [The Slicer]
        George's indifferent boss at Kruger Industrial Smoothing

        Bob "The Maestro" Cobb (Mark Metcalf) [The Maestro]
        Pretentious composer, dated Elaine

        Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) [The English Patient]
        Fitness obsessed octogenarian

        Mary Edith (Shannon Cochran) [The Parking Space]
        Husband owns a 'fat free' frozen yogurt shop

        Matthew (John Christian Graas)[The Parking Space]
        Mary Edith's son, learned to curse from listening to Jerry

        Michael (Steven Prutting, Mark L. Taylor) [The Boyfriend, The Hamptons]
        Carol (the BAY-BEEE!)'s husband

        Mike (Lee Arenberg) [The Parking Space]
        Thinks Jerry is phone, was also Jerry's bookie

        Mulva/Dolores (Susan Walters) [The Junior Mint]
        Dated Jerry, 'name rhymed with a female body part'

        Sue Ellen Mishke (Brenda Strong) [The Caddy]
        Braless Oh Henry candy bar fortune heiress

        Mr. Morgan (Tom Wright) [The Pledge Drive]
        George's co-worker with the Yankees

        Newman (Wayne Knight) [The Suicide]
        Jerry's nemesis, works for the US Postal Service

        Peggy (Megan Cole) [The Susie]
        Elaine's germaphobic co-worker at J. Peterman

        Giacomo "J." Peterman (John O'Hurley) [The Understudy]
        Owns J. Peterman, upscale clothing catalog company

        Ping Wu (Ping Wu) [The Tape]
        Chinese food delivery boy

        Mr. Justin Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) [The Chaperone]
        Elaine was his personal assistant

        Poppie (Reni Santoni) [The Couch]
        Restauranteur, didn't wash his hands, peed on Jerry's couch

        David Puddy (Patrick Warburton) [The Fusilli Jerry]
        Mechanic turned car salesman, dated Elaine

        Rabbi Glickman (Bruce Mahler) [The Postponement]
        Lives in Elaine's building, cannot keep a secret

        Rebecca DeMornay (Sonya Eddy) [The Muffin Tops]
       
Runs the homeless shelter, cashier at Brentano's Book Store

        Dr. Reston (Stephen McHattie) [The Pitch]
        Psychologist 'svengali' Elaine dated

        Ricky (Sam Lloyd) [The Cigar Store Indian]
        TV Guide obsessed subway rider, made Elaine mannequin

        Franklin Delano Romanowski aka FDR (Mike McShane) [The Betrayal]
        Kramer's nemesis, hot dog vendor

        Henry Ross (Warren Frost) [The Foundation]
        Susan's father

        Mrs. Ross (Grace Zabriskie) [The Foundation]
        Susan's mother

        Sally Weaver (Kathy Griffin) [The Doll, The Cartoon]
        Talkative stand-up comedienne

        George Steinbrenner (Larry David) (Lee Bear)
        Bumbling owner of the Yankees

        Danny Tartabull [The Chaperone]
        Played for the Yankees

        Mr. Thomassoulo (Gordon Jump) [The Butter Shave]
        George's boss at Play Now

        Tim Whatley (Bryan Cranston) [The Mom and Pop Store]
       
The gang's dentist, keeps Penthouse in his office

        Tina (Siobhan Fallon) [The Deal]
        Elaine's roommate

        Mr. Wilhelm (Richard Herd) [The Jimmy]
        George's boss with the Yankees

        Wyck (Bruce Davidson) [The Foundation]
        Administrator of Susan's foundation

        Mabel Choate (Frances Bay) [The Rye]
        Jerry stole her marble rye, she voted Morty out of office

        Jay Crespi (Peter Blood) [The Pitch]
        NBC employee

        Stu Chernak (Kevin Page) [The Pitch]
        NBC employee

        Pharmacist (David Byrd) [The Sponge]
       
Sold a case of sponges to Elaine

        Fred (Tony Carlin) [The Pick]
        Elaine's co-worker at J. Peterman

        Robin (Melanie Chartoff) [The Fire]
        Dated George, he trampled her mother to escape a fire

        Mel Sanger (Brian Doyle-Murray) [The Bubble Boy]
        Bubble Boy's father, hauls Yoo-Hoo

        Mrs. Sanger (Carol Mansell) [The Bubble Boy]
        Bubble boy's mother

        Security guard (David Dunard) [The Parking Garage]
        Caught Jerry and George urinating in public

        Joe Bookman (Philip Baker Hall) [The Library]
        Library cop

        Sidra (Teri Hatcher) [The Implants]
        Dated Jerry, he wondered if her breasts were real

        Keith Hernandez [The Boyfriend]
        Baseball player, dated Elaine (and Jerry, sort of)

        Ramon (Carlos Jacott) [The Pool Guy]
       
The clingy pool guy

        Arnold Deensfrei (Robert Katims) [The Jimmy]
        Head of AMCA (Ably Mentally Challenged Adults)

        Leslie (Wendel Meldrum) [The Puffy Shirt]
        Low talker, designed the puffy shirt

        Babs Kramer (Sheree North) [The Switch]
        Restaurant matron, Kramer's mother

        Marcellino (Miguel Sandoval) [The Little Jerry]
        Convenience store owner, runs cock fights

        Yev Kasem aka The Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas) [The Soup Nazi]
        Overly demanding soup stand proprietor

        Father Curtis (Henry Woronicz) [The Yada Yada]
        Priest, doomed Puddy and Elaine to hell

        Joey (Todd Bosley) [The Foundation]
        Small child, was in Kramer's karate class

        Mrs. Zanfino (Diana Castle) [The Foundation]
        Joey's mother

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2.3 Who are the family members of the major characters?

        Character [actor or actress] (relationship)
                [1st appeared ep](note)

        Jerry-
        Morty Seinfeld [Phil Bruns] (father)
                [The Stakeout](scenes not reshot with Martin for syndication)
                [Barney Martin] (father)
                [The Pony Remark]
        Helen Seinfeld [Liz Sheridan] (mother)
                [The Stakeout]
        Uncle Leo [Len Lesser] (uncle, mom's brother)
                [The Pony Remark]
        Aunt Stella [Magda Harout] (aunt, Leo's wife)
                [The Pen]
        Cousin Jeffrey [mentioned often, never shown] (cousin, Leo's son)
                [The Pony Remark]
        Elderly Cousin Manya [mentioned once]
                [The Pony Remark]
        Aunt Celia [mentioned once, never shown]
                [The Soup]
        Cousin Douglas [mentioned once, never shown]
                [The Truth]
        Sister [mentioned once, never shown] (sister)
                [The Chinese Restaurant]
        Nana [Billye Re Wallace]
                [The Pledge Drive]
        Uncle Mac [Joe George]
                [The Stakeout]
        Artie Levine [Ron Steelman] (cousin)
                [The Stakeout]

        George-
        Frank Costanza [John Randolph] (father)
                [The Handicap Spot](scenes reshot with Stiller for syndication)
                [Jerry Stiller] (father)
                [The Puffy Shirt]
        Estelle Costanza [Estelle Harris] (mother)
                [The Contest]
        Brother [mentioned twice, never shown] (brother)
                [The Parking Spot],[The Suicide]
        Cousin Rhisa [Laurie Taylor-Williams] (cousin)
                [The Junk Mail]
        Uncle [mentioned once, never shown] (uncle)
                [The Junk Mail]
        Cousin Shelly [Rachel Sweet](cousin)
                [The Contest]
        Aunt Baby [mentioned once never shown] (aunt)
                [The Money](died at age 7, hence the name)
        Aunt Sylvia [mentioned once, never shown] (aunt)
                [The Kiss Hello](the only person George is on the "kiss hello" program with)
        Grandmother [mentioned once, never shown] (grandmother)
                [The Doorman]
        Grandfather [mentioned once, never shown] (grandfather, Frank's side)
                [The Doorman](He is/was probably bald)

        Kramer-
        Babs Kramer [Sheree North](mother)
                [The Nose Job]
 

       Elaine-
        Alton Benes [Lawrence Tierney] (father)
                [The Jacket](author of "Fairgame")
        Mother [mentioned twice, never shown] (mother)
                [The Jacket, The Cheever Letters]
        Gail (mentioned twice, never shown) (sister)
                [The Jacket, The Pick]
        Uncle [mentioned once, never shown) (uncle)
                [The Jacket]
        Nephew [mentioned once, never shown) (nephew)
                [The Pick]
        Holly [Stacy Travis](cousin)
                [The Wink]
        Uncle Pete  [mentioned once, never shown] (uncle)
                [The Stock Tip](showers four times a day)
        Brother-in-law [mentioned once, never shown] (brother-in-law)
                [The Phone Message]
        Grandma Mimma [] (grandmother)
                [The Wink]

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2.4 What other TV shows and movies have some cast members been in?

        Jerry Seinfeld (appeared as Himself unless otherwise specified)

                    "TV Show" (air date) ...part (himself, unless otherwise indicated)
                "Just for Laughs" (2002) (TV) (archive footage)
                "40 Years of Laughter at the Improv" (2002)
                "The Hamptons" (2002) (mini)
                "TV Guide 50 Best Shows of All Time: A 50th Anniversary Celebration" (2002)
                "NBC 75th Anniversary Special (2002)
                "British Comedy Awards 2001" (2001)
                "Concert for New York City (2001)
                "51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards" (1999)
                "Pros and Cons" (1999) .... Prison Man #2
                "Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm" (1999)
                "Saturday Night Live: 25th Anniversary" (1999)
                "Dilbert" (1999) ...Comp-U-Comp (voice)
                "Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies" (1998) .... Host
                "Jerry Seinfeld Live on Broadway: I'm Telling You for the Last Time" (1998)
                "Mad About You" (1992)
                "NewsRadio" (1995)
                "Abbott & Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld" (1995)
               "The Larry Sanders Show" (1992)
                "The New WKRP in Cincinnati" (1991)
                "Jerry Seinfeld: Stand-Up Confidential" (1987)
                "The Tommy Chong Roast" (1986)
                "Disneyland's Summer Vacation Party" (1986)
                "Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce" (1985)
               "The Ratings Game" (1984) ...Network Rep
                "Benson" (1979) ...Frankie

                    Film (release date) ...role
                Comedian (2002)
 

        Jason Alexander (Jason's real name is Jay Greenspan  His father's name was
                Alexander Greenspan, so that's where he got his stage name.

                    "TV show" (air date) ...part
                "The Man Who Saved Christmas" (2002) .... A.C. Gilbert
                "Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm" (1999) .... Himself
                "Dilbert" (1999) ...Catbert, in 3 episodes
                "Hollywood Squares" (1998) ...Himself
                "Cinderella" (1997) ...Lionel
                "Hercules" (1998) ...Poseidon
                "Remember WENN" (1996) ...Alan Ballinger
                "Muppets Tonight!" (1996) ...Himself
                "Bye Bye Birdie" (1995) ...Albert J. Peterson
                "Star Trek: Voyager" (1995) ...Kurros
                "Duckman" (1994) ...Duckman (voice)
                "Aladdin" (1993/I) ...Abis Mal (voice)
                "The Nanny" (1993) ...Jack
                "The Larry Sanders Show" (1992) ...Himself, in 2 episodes
                "Dinosaurs" (1991) ... assorted voices over 7 episodes
                "Dream On" (1990) ... Uncle Bouncy's daughter's attorney
                "Favorite Son" (1988) ...Chris Van Allen
                "Everything's Relative" (1987) ...Julian Beeby
                "Rockabye" (1986) ...Lt. Ernest Foy
                "E/R" (1984) ...Harold Stickley
                "Newhart" (1982) ...Ramming
                "Senior Trip" (1981) ...Pete

                    Film (release date) ...role
                "101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure" (2003) .... Lightning (voice)
                The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2001) ...Hugo (voice)
                On Edge (2000) ...Zamboni Phil
                The Trumpet of the Swan (2000) ...unknown
                The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000) ...Boris Badanov
                Love and Action in Chicago (1999) ...Frank Bonner
                Denial (1998) ...Art Witz
                Love! Valour! Compassion! (1997) ...Buzz Hauser
                The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) ...Hugo (voice)
                Dunston Checks In (1996) ...Robert Grant
                For Better or Worse (1996) ...Michael Makeshift
                The Last Supper (1995) ...The Anti-Environmentalist
                North (1994) ...North's father
                The Paper (1994) ....Marion Sandusky
                Blankman (1994) ...Mr. Stone
                Coneheads (1993) ...Larry Farber
                Down on the Waterfront (1993) ...Howie Silver
                The Return of Jafar (1993) (V) ...Abis Mal (voice)
                 Sexual Healing (1993) ...Frank
                I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore (1992) ...Bernie Fishbine
                White Palace (1990) ...Neil
                Pretty Woman (1990) ...Philip 'Phil' Stuckey
                Jacob's Ladder (1990) ...Geary
                Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986) ...Pool Player #1
                The Mosquito Coast (1986) ...Clerk
                The Burning (1981) ...Dave
 

        Michael Richards
                    "TV show" (air date) ...part
                "British Comedy Awards 2001" (2001) .... Himself
                "David Copperfield" (2000) ...Mr. Micawber
                "The Michael Richards Show" (2000) ...Vic Nardozza
                "London Suite" (1996) ...Mark Ferris
                "A Comedy Salute to Andy Kaufman" (1995) ...Himself
                "Mad About You" (1992) ...Kramer
                "The Larry Sanders Show" (1992) ...Himself, in 2 episodes
                "Marblehead Manor" (1987) ...Rick, the gardener
                "Fresno" (1986) (mini) ...The 2nd Henchman
                "The Ratings Game" (1984) ...Sal, the mogul
                "Night Court" (1984) ...Eugene Sleighbough
                "Miami Vice" (1984) ...Pagone
                "Faerie Tale Theatre: Pinocchio" (1983) ...Mario's Friend
                "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" (1983) ...Kidnapper
                "Herndon" (1983) ...Dr. Herndon P. Stool
                "Cheers" (1982) ...Eddie Gordon
                "St. Elsewhere" (1982) ...unnamed, 2 episodes
                "Hill Street Blues" (1981) ...Special Agent Dupre
                "Fridays" (1980) ...various

                    Film (release date) ...role
                Redux Riding Hood (1997) ...The Wolf (voice)
                Trial and Error (1997) ...Richard 'Ricky' Rietti
                'Weird Al' Yankovic: The Videos (1996) ...Stanley Spadowski
                Ellen's Energy Adventure (1996) (uncredited) ...Caveman discovering fire
                Unstrung Heroes (1995) ...Danny Lidz
                Airheads (1994) ...Doug Beech
                Coneheads (1993) ...Motel Clerk
                So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) ...Obit Writer
                Problem Child (1990) ...Martin Beck
                UHF (1989) ...Stanley Spadowski
                Whoops Apocalypse (1986) ...Lacrobat
                Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) ...Fejos
                The House of God (1984) .... Dr. Pinkus
                Young Doctors in Love (1982) ...Malamud

        Julia Louis-Dreyfus
                    "TV show" (air date) ...part
                "Watching Ellie" (2002) .... Eleanor 'Ellie' Riggs
                "Queen of the Whole Wide World" (2001) .... Judge 1
                "Geppetto" (2000) .... Blue Fairy
                "Animal Farm" (1999) ...Mollie (voice)
                "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist" (1995) ...Herself
                "London Suite" (1996) ...Debra Dolby
                "The Single Guy" (1995) ...Tina, Danger Girl
                "Dinosaurs" (1991) ...Heather (voice)
                "Day by Day" (1988) ...Eileen Swift
                "Family Ties" (1982) ...Susan White
                "Saturday Night Live" (1982-1985) ...various

                    Film (release date) ...role
                Gilligan's Island (1999) ...Mary Ann
                Deconstructing Harry (1997) ...Leslie
                Fathers' Day (1997) ...Carrie Lawrence
                North (1994) ...North's mother
                Jack the Bear (1993) ...Peggy Etinger
                National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) ...Margot Chester
                Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) ...Mary, Mickey's Assistant
                Soul Man (1986) ...Lisa Stinson
                Troll (1986) ...Jeanette Cooper

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2.5 When are the actor's and character's birthdays?

        Real:
                Jerry Seinfeld-born April 29, 1954 in New York City
                Jason Alexander (Greenspan)-born September 23, 1959 in Newark, New Jersey
                Julia Louis-Dreyfus-born January 13, 1961 in NYC, raised in Washington, D.C.
                Michael Richards-born July 21, 1948 in Los Angeles, California

        TV:

                Jerry was born in December. In "The Heart Attack", George says he
                was born in April, and in "The Butter Shave", Jerry says they
                are 4 months apart, and I think it's common knowledge that
                Jerry is older than George, so it must be December.

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2.6 Where do the characters live?

        Jerry/Kramer/Newman-129 W. 81st Street
        Elaine- 16 W. 75th Street, Apt. #2-G.
        Frank and Estelle Costanza-1344 Queens Blvd. Flushing, NY

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2.7 What are the characters' apartment numbers?

        Jerry-part of Season One-no number, just knocker
                [The Male Unbonding]-411, numbered next to the door.
                Most of the first two seasons-3A
                Most other episodes-5A
        Newman-5E
        Kramer-5B
        Elaine-16 W. 75th Street, apartment 2G [The Race]
        George-321 W. 90th St.
        Costanzas- 3344 Queens Blvd., Flushing (?) [The Cigar Store Indian]

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2.8 What are the characters' telephone numbers?

        Jerry -
                home phone number is KL5-2390 [The Big Salad]
                car phone number is 555-8383 [????]

        Kramer - 555-3455 (FILK) [The Pool Guy]

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3.0 What are some FAQ about the major characters?

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3.1 What is Kramer's name?

        It is revealed in "The Switch" that Kramer's first name is Cosmo.

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3.2 How does Kramer support himself?

        Kramer won $18,000 ($600 at 30 to 1) on a horse (named Papa Nick) when
        he got a tip on the subway in "the Subway". This, combined with his Coffee
Table book royalties and whatever he made as a Calvin Klein underwear model,
plus the fact that his apartment is rent controlled and he gets most of his
food free from Jerry's refrigerator, means Kramer never has a money problem.
Also he could have earned some money in Los Angeles in "The Trip" by appearing
on 'Murphy Brown'. Kramer may have also received some sort of payment for
being on strike [The Strike].  He acted out diseases for medical students to
diagnose [The Burning"). Kramer also played Santa [The Race"). Kramer also poses
in police line-ups for $50 ["The Beard"] and once worked as a stand-in on
"All My Children". In "The Muffin Tops", Kramer charged $37.50 for a ride on
the "Peterman Reality Tour".

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3.3 How many times has Jerry "known" Elaine?

        In "The Deal" Jerry said they had 'been together' 25 times, where
        Elaine thought it was 37.  The problem is, that they have gotten
        together since this was mentioned.  For example, I know they 'did
        it' in "The Mango". I'm not sure what the real count is, but it's
        gotta be around 30 for Jerry and 40 for Elaine, give or take a few.

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3.4 How do the characters know each other?

        In "The Outing" (and later in "The Abstinence") we are told George met
        Jerry at JFK High School, when George fell off a rope in gym class
        and landed on Jerry's head. But in "The Betrayal" Jerry says to George,
        "Didn't I beat you up in the fourth grade?". Jerry met Kramer when they
        became next-door neighbors. We learn in "The Betrayal" that Kramer was
        already living there when Jerry moved in. Jerry and Elaine "used to go
        out", but how they met is a mystery.

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3.5 What jobs has xxxx had on the show?

        Jerry:
        Umbrella salesman (before the show)
        Stand up comedian
        Television Comedy Writer
 

        Kramer:
        H & H Bagels (on strike since before the beginning of the show)
        Brant-Leland
        Author of coffee table book
        Actor
        Underwear model
 

        Elaine:
        Pendant Publishing (Mr. Lippman)
        Personal assistant for Mr. Pitt
        Writer for the J. Peterman catalog
        Cartoonist for 'The New Yorker' (Mr. Elinoff)
 

        George:
        Job as a teenager
        Dairy Queen
        Reason for leaving: Put feet in the ice maker. [The Millenium]

        Waiter at a fat camp (no other info available)

        July 1989 - April 1991  Real Estate Agent - Rick Bar Properties.
        Manager: Mr. Levitan
        Notable achievement:  None.
        Reason for leaving:  Boss wouldn't share private bathroom.

        December 1991 - December 1991 Car parker
        Manager: Self-managed, took over for Sid.
        Notable achievement: None.
        Reason for leaving: Caused some accidents and disrupted filming of a Woody Allen movie.
 

        December 1991  Manuscript reader - Pendant Publishing
        Manager:  Mr. Lippman
        Notable achievement:  None.
        Reason for Leaving:  Didn't realize sex with the cleaning woman was 'frowned upon".

        1992-1993 Television Comedy Writer

        September 1993  Hand model - Specialty Models
        Manager:  Elsa Carlisle
        Notable achievement:  Modeled one wristwatch.
        Reason for leaving:  Burned hands on hot iron in 'puffy shirt' incident.

        November 1993  Sales Rep. - Sanlak (rest stop supplies)
        Manager:  Mr. Tuttle.
        Notable achievement:  Reorganized Penske file.
        Reason for leaving: Was never really hired in the first place
                (or quit thinking he had a job waiting for him at Penske).

        May 1994 - May 1997  Assistant to the Travelling Secretary-New York Yankees
        Manager:  Mr. Wilhelm/George Steinbrenner
        Notable achievement:  Implemented switch from polyester to cotton uniforms.
        Reason for leaving:  Traded to Tyler Chicken in Little Rock.

        September 1997-September 1997 - Play Now (sporting goods)
        Manager:  Mr. Thomasoulo.
        Notable achievement:  Pretended to be handicapped.
        Reason for leaving:  Company went bankrupt.

        October 1997 - October 1997 Computer sales for "Costanza and Son".
        Manager: Frank Costanza
        Notable achievement: Faking sale of 50 PCs to Art Vandelay.
        Reason for leaving: Faked sale of 50 PCs to Art Vandelay.

        November 1997-May 1998 Krueger Industrial Smoothing
        Manager: Mr. Krueger
        Notable achievement:
        Reason for leaving:

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3.6 What religion is xxxxx?

        Jerry is definitely Jewish. His last name is Jewish. His parents got mad at him
for making-out during "Schindler's List". Elaine is definitely not Jewish. It was
revealed she had "shiksappeal" (a strange effect non-Jewish women have on
Jewish men) in "The Serenity Now". She may be Catholic because she makes the
sign of the cross in "The Betrayal" and in "The Doodle".

Kramer is definitely not Jewish. In "The Fatigues" he organizes a Jewish Single's
Night and says "I'm not Jewish".

George is less clear cut. There's no question Frank is Roman-Catholic. He belongs
to the 'Knights of Columbus", a Catholic organization, and he once made a living selling
religious icons, counting the Rev. Moon as a customer. Estelle is Jewish. While claims
have been made that she only seems Jewish because the actress that plays her, Estelle
Harris, is Jewish, but there are enough clues within the show to allow the viewer to know
she is Jewish, Estelle’s house smells like kasha, a jewish staple, in “The Cigar Store
Indian”, she plays Mah-Jongg, a rummy-like tile game stereotypically favored by Jewish
women, in “The Handicap Spot”. Also, she wears a Chai (Hebrew character meaning ‘life’)
pendant in “The Serenity Now” and she mentioned her refusal to ride in a German car in
“The Money”. While other reasons have been postulated for Estelle's aversion to German
cars, the most logical one in the context of this particular show is that Estelle is Jewish
and won't have anything to do with German products etc. because of the Holocaust, this is
common among elderly Jews. And since in the Jewish religion, the faith is passed down
through the mother and not the father, we can conclude that George is Jewish.

 

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3.7 What are some reasons why Jerry has broken up with a woman?

        Actress name (Character) Break-up episode
        -Reason for break-up

        Pamela Brull (Laura) The Seinfeld Chronicles
        -She was already engaged.
        Susan Walters (Mulva/Delores) The Junior Mint
        -Jerry couldn't remember her name.
        Janeane Garofalo (Jeannie Steinman) The Foundation
        -She was too much like Jerry.
        Tracy Kolis (Marlene) The Ex-Girlfriend
        -She doesn't think his standup act is funny.
        Paula Marshall (Sharon Leonard) The Outing
        -She thought Jerry was lying about being gay.
        Anna Gunn (Amy) The Glasses
        -Jerry accuses her of kissing his cousin.
        Lisa Edelstein (Karen) The Masseuse
        -She wouldn't give Jerry a massage.
        Kimberly Norris ( Winona) The Cigar Store Indian
        -Circumstances make her think Jerry's bigoted.
        Kimberley Campbell (Tawni) The Conversion
        -Jerry's put off by fungiucide in her medicine cabinet.
        Suzanne Snyder (Audrey) The Pie
        -She couldn't give Jerry a reason for not tasting his apple pie
        Kristin Bauer (Gillian) The Bizarro Jerry
        -She had "man hands"
        Stacey Travis (Holly) The Wink
        -Jerry wouldn't eat enough meat for her.
        Lisa Deane (Christie) The Seven
        -She kept wearing the same dress over and over.
        Melinda McGraw (Angela) The Good Samaritan
        -He threatens to tell on her for the hit-and-run.
        Keith Hernandez (himself) The Boyfriend
        -Going 'too fast' in a male relationship.
        Melanie Smith (Rachel) The Raincoats
        -Her father wouldn't let them see each other again.
        Courteney Cox (Meryl) The Wife
        -His discount dry cleaning 'wife'.  Acting married led to their 'divorce'.
        Teri Hatcher (Sidra) The Implant
        -He suspected her spectacular breasts were
fake.
        Amanda Peet (Lanette) The Summer of George
        -She ran Jerry ragged, too much work for one man.
        Michelle Forbes (Julie) The Big Salad
        -He found out Newman had previously dumped her.
        Lori Loughlin (Patty) The Serenity Now
        -He couldn't show emotion.
        Sara Rose Peterson (Claire) The Voice
        -He refused to give up the 'belly button voice'.
        Julia Pennington (Celia) The Slicer
        -She found out he drugged her to play weith her toys.
        Gretchen German (Donna) The Phone Message
        -She liked the Dockers' commercials.
        Athena Massey (Melanie) The Engagement
        -She ate her peas one at a time.
        Jessica Lundy (Naomi) The Bubble Boy
        -Her laugh sounded like "Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer."
        Jann Karam ( Sandy) The Switch
        -She wouldn't laugh at his jokes.
        Jennifer Guthrie (Lena Small) The Sponge
        -She stockpiled cases of Today sponges.
        Karen Fineman (Gwen) The Strike
        -Her attractiveness depended on the lighting.
        Marcia Cross (Sara Siderides) The Slicer
        -He thought she intentionally gave him a skin condition
        Jane Leeves (Marla Penny) The Contest
        -She found out about the non-masturbation contest
        Kristin Davis (Jenna) The Pothole
        -He couldn't kiss her because her toothbrush fell in the toilet.
Cindy Ambuehl (Sophie) The Burning
-She claimed she got gonorrhea from a tractor

   

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3.8 What "fake" movies have the characters seen?

        -Agent Zero [The Pool Guy]
        -Barcelona [The Engagement]
        -Blame it on the Rain [The Calzone]
        -Brown-Eyed Girl [The Pool Guy]
        -Blimp-The Hindenburg Story [The Puerto Rican Day]
        -Checkmate [The Pool Guy]
        -Checkmate [The Movie]
        -Chunnel [The Pool Guy]
        -Chow Fun [The Pool Guy]
        -Cry, Cry Again [The Little Kicks]
        -Cupid's Rifle [The Pool Guy]
        -Death Blow [The Little Kicks]
        -Firestorm [The Pool Guy]
        -Means to an End [The Calzone]
        -Mountain High [The Pool Guy]
        -The Muted Heart [The Engagement]
        -The Pain and the Yearning [The Comeback]
        -Ponce De Leon [The Dog]
        -Prognosis Negative (Curiously 'Prognosis Negative' was the
        name of an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David) [The Dog]
        -The Other Side of Darkness [The Comeback]
        -Rochelle, Rochelle [The Movie]
(Note: There is a real film called Rachel, Rachel.
Paul Newman’s
directorial debut about a spinster who breaks out of her shell after
finding love.
There may be some sort of connection.
        -Sack Lunch [The English Patient]

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3.9 Who is who's best friend?
 

        If this can be answered at all, Jerry is Elaine, Kramer and George’s best friend,
while George is Jerry’s best friend.

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3.10 How many times has Elaine yelled "GET OUT?!?" and pushed someone?

        Through Season Eight, Elaine has done this 13 times.

      (Note: I misplaced my list of 'get out's and could use some help here...)

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3.11 What does George's answering machine say?

        (sung to the theme song from "The Greatest American Hero")

        "Believe it or not George isn't at home
        Please leave a message at the beep
        I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
        Where could I be
        Believe it or not I'm not home... beep"
[The Susie]

        Click the lyrics to hear George sing.

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3.12 What did the EWR on Jerry's refrigerator mean?

        EWR is the airport code for Newark International.
        Why it's on Jerry's refrigerator remains a mystery.

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3.13 What foods have been mentioned or eaten on SEINFELD?

        Bakery - Bagels [The Festivus][The Strike]
        Bakery - Bear claws [The Sniffing Accountant][The Strongbox]
        Bakery - Black and white cookies [The Dinner Party] [The Understudy]
        Bakery - Bread [The Rye]
        Bakery - Carrot Cake [The Frogger]
        Bakery - $29,000 Wedding cake [The Frogger]
        Bakery - Chip Ahoy cookies [The Cadillac]
        Bakery - Chocolate Babka [The Dinner Party]
        Bakery - Chocolate Eclairs [The Gymnast]
        Bakery - Cinnamon Babka [The Dinner Party]
        Bakery - Cinnamon swirls [The Glasses]
        Bakery - Cupcakes [The Hot Tub]
        Bakery - Dinky Donuts [The Note][The Glasses]
        Bakery - Dog food/biscuits [The Andrea Doria]
        Bakery - Donuts [The Strongbox]
        Bakery - Drake's Coffee Cakes [The Suicide]
        Bakery - Entenmann's Cake [The Frogger]
        Bakery - Hamentashen [The Fatigues]
        Bakery - Jelly Donut [The Pledge Drive]
        Bakery - Marble Rye [The Rye]
        Bakery - Muffin tops [The Muffin Tops]
        Bakery - Muffin Stumps [the Muffin Tops]
        Bakery - Poppy seed muffin [The Shower Head]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Big Hunk (The Nap)
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Black Jack licorice gum [The Library]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Cashew nuts [The Doodle][The Busboy]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Clark bar [The Dinner Party]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Chinese chewing gum [The Gum]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Chocolate covered cherries [The Stakeout]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Chuckles [The Heart Attack]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Chunky bar [The Doodle]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Dentyne chewing gum [The Library]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Frozen yogurt [The Non-fat Yogurt]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Ice cream sundae [The Lip Reader]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Ice Cream [The Puerto Rican Day]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Jujyfruit [The Opposite]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Junior Mints [The Junior Mint]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Macadamia nuts [The Doodle]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Nachos [The Puerto Rican Day]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Nutrageous [The Nap]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Oh, Henry bar [The Caddy]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Pez [The Pez Dispenser]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Pineapple Italian Ice [The Understudy]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk – pistachio nuts
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Pretzels - no salt [The Alternate Side]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Pretzels - with salt [The Alternate Side]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Pringles [The Postponement]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Pudding skins [The Blood]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Popcorn [The Finale]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Reduced-Fat Wheat Thins [The Cadilac]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Ring Dings [The Dinner Party][The Glasses]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Rold Gold Pretzles [The Glasses]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Ruffles potato chips
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Runts [The Nap]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Skittles [The Puerto Rican Day]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Snackwells [The Postponement]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Snickers [The Pledge Drive]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk – Tic-Tacs [The Merv Griffin Show][The Contest]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Tootsie Pop [The Strongbox]
        Candy/Nuts/Junk - Twix bar [The Dealership]
        Cereal - Bran - 40% 50% 100% [The Pilot (2)]
        Cereal - Bran Flakes [The Pilot]????
        Cereal - Cereal [numerous episodes...eg. The Invitations]
        Cereal - Cheerios [The Finale]
        Cereal - Corn Flakes [The Chinese Woman, The Finale]
        Cereal - Grape Nuts [The Finale]
        Cereal - Kasha [The Chinese Woman]
        Cereal - Kix [The Big Salad]
        Cereal - Life [The Finale]
        Cereal - Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs [The Beard]
        Cereal - Special K [The Finale]
        Condiment - A-1 Steak Sauce [The Apology]
        Condiment - Barbeque sauce [The Doll]
        Condiment - Gravy [The Bottle Deposit][The Merv Griffin Show]
        Condiment - Honey Mustard [The Chicken Roaster]
        Condiment - Ketchup and mustard [The Voice, The Finale]
        Condiment - Maple syrup [The Wife]
        Condiment - Pesto [The Busboy]
        Condiment - Salsa [The Pitch]
        Dip - as a meal? [The Implant]
        Dip - Guacamole dip [The Implant]
        Drinks - Apple Cider [The Bottle Deposit]
        Drinks - Arabian Mocha Java [The Cadillac]
        Drinks - Beaujolais [The Dinner Party]
        Drinks - Beer [The Sniffing Accountant]
        Drinks - Bosco [The Secret Code]
        Drinks - Champagne Coolie [The Wig Master)
        Drinks - Chardonnay [The Dinner Party]
        Drinks - Club soda, no ice [The Jacket]
        Drinks - Colt '45 beer [The Tape]
        Drinks - Cream Soda [The Blood]
        Drinks - Cranberry juice with two limes [The Jacket]
        Drinks - Decaf cappuccino (in Dr. Reston's office) EP?
        Drinks - Diet Dr. Pepper [The Puerto Rican Day]
        Drinks - Espresso
        Drinks - Folger's Instant Coffee [The Library]
        Drinks - Hennigen's [The Alternate Side][The Fatigues]
        Drinks - Hershey's [The Secret Code]
        Drinks - Hot Coffee [The Maestro]
        Drinks - Juice box [The Foundation]
        Drinks - Latte [The Maestro]
        Drinks - Merlot [The Rye]
        Drinks - Milk [The Abstinance][The Chicken Roaster]
        Drinks - Nestle's Quik [The Fatigues]
        Drinks - Orange Juice [The Wife]
        Drinks - Ovaltine [The Fatigues]
        Drinks - Peach Schnapps [The Betrayal]
        Drinks - Pepsi [The Dinner Party]
        Drinks - Pertussin [The Hamptons]
        Drinks - Prune juice [The Cigar Store Indian]
        Drinks - Royal Crown (RC) Cola [The Puerto Rican Day]
        Drinks - Seltzer [The Pitch]
        Drinks - Snapple [The Virgin]
        Drinks - Sour milk out of the carton [The Pitch]
        Drinks - Tea [The Hot Tub]
        Drinks - Tomato juice [The Smelly Car]
        Drinks - Water, bottled [The Non-Fat Yogurt]
        Drinks - Wine, boxed [The Dinner Party]
        Drinks - Yoo Hoo [The Bubble Boy]
        Eggs/Dairy - Butter [The Butter Shave]
        Eggs/Dairy - Egg Beaters with cottage cheese [The Wizard]
        Eggs/Dairy - Egg white omelette [The Big Salad]
        Eggs/Dairy - Feta cheese omelette [The Wizard]
        Eggs/Dairy - Milkshake [The Finale]
        Eggs/Dairy - Scrambled eggs w/lobster [The Hamptons]
        Eggs Dairy - Swiss Cheese [The Finale]
        Eggs/Dairy - Large block of cheese [The Rye]
        Fruit - Apple [The Phone Message]
        Fruit - Banana [The Face Painter]
        Fruit - Cantaloupe [The Mango] [The Glasses]
        Fruit - Grape [The Stock Tip]
        Fruit - Grapefruit [The Wink, The Finale
        Fruit - Macinaw peaches [The Doodle]
        Fruit - Mangos [The Mango]
        Fruit - Melons [The Junior Mint]
        Fruit - Oranges [The Checks]
        Fruit - Papayas [The Mango]
        Fruit - Plantains [The Mango]
        Fruit - Prunes, Figs, Dried fruit [The Pilot]
        Fruit - Raisins [The Pilot]
        Meat - Beefarino [The Rye]
        Meat - Bologna sandwiches [The Opposite][The Puffy Shirt]
        Meat - Brisket [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Broiled Chicken [The Bubble Boy]
        Meat - Chicken Picata [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Chicken Marsala [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Clams Casino [The Betrayal]
        Meat - Cold-cuts [The Slicer]
        Meat - Cornish game hen [The Rye]
        Meat - Dog food [The Suicide]
        Meat - Duck [The Couch]
        Meat - Franks and beans [The Cafe]
        Meat - Hamburger [The Chinese Restaurant, The Finale]
        Meat - Home-made sausages [The Blood]
        Meat - Horse meat [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Hot dog [The Gum][The Wizard]
        Meat - Hot dog [The Movie][The Suzie]
        Meat - Hot dog [The Understudy]
        Meat - Kung Pao chicken [The Jimmy]
        Meat - Lobster [The Hamptons][The Fusili Jerry]
        Meat - Meatloaf [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Mutton [The Wink]
        Meat - Ostrich burger [The Maid]
        Meat - Pastrami [The Blood]
        Meat - Pork chops [The Wink]
        Meat - Salmon [The Opposite]
        Meat - Salmon croquettes [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Shrimp Cocktail [The Comeback]
        Meat - Stringy shrimp [The Cafe]
        Meat - Sole [The Soup]
        Meat - Stuffed cabbage [The Fatigues]
        Meat - Tamale [The Little Jerry]
        Meat - T-Bone Steak (The Maid)
        Meat - Turkey [The Cafe][The Merv Griffin Show]
        Meat - Tyler Chicken [The Muffin Tops]
        Restaurants - Any Chinese food without ginger (?)
        Restaurants - Arby's [The Dealership]
        Restaurants - Atomic sub [The Strike]
        Restaurants - Calzone [The Calzone]
        Restaurants - Chinese [The Chinese Restaurant]
        Restaurants - Chinese flounder [The Pothole]
        Restaurants - Tightly wrapped crepes [The English Patient]
        Restaurants - Egg rolls [The Chinese Restaurant]
        Restaurants - Gyro [The Cigar Store Indian]
        Restaurants - Kenny Rogers chicken [The Chicken Roaster]
        Restaurants - Kosher Airline meal [The Airport]
        Restaurants - Kung-Pao Chicken [The Jimmy]
        Restaurants - Pizza pies  [Male Unbonding]
        Restaurants - Pizza [The Frogger]
        Rice/Pasta - Eggplant Parmigiana [The Fatigues]
        Rice/Pasta - Macaroni [The Understudy]
        Rice/Pasta - Fettucine primavera
        Rice/Pasta - Fusilli [The Fusilli Jerry]
        Rice/Pasta - Kasha Varnishkes [The Postponement]
        Rice/Pasta - Paella [The Raincoats]
        Rice/Pasta - Pasta primavera [The Shoes]
        Rice/Pasta - Ravioli [The Fusilli Jerry]
        Rice/Pasta - Rigatoni [The Cafe]
        Rice/Pasta - Risoto [The Switch]
        Rice/Pasta - Spaghetti [The Pilot]
        Rice/Pasta - Spaghetti [The Junior Mint]
        Rice/Pasta - Vegetable Lasagna [The Butter Shave]
        Sandwich - Bologna
        Sandwich - Chicken salad on rye [The Opposite]
        Sandwich - Egg Salad [The Stock Tip]
        Sandwich - Grilled Cheese [The Foundation]
        Sandwich - Little sandwiches [The Stall]
        Sandwich - Tuna on toast [The Opposite]
        Sandwich - Turkey club [The Wizard]
        Soup - Bouillabaise [The Stakeout]
        Soup - Chicken gumbo [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Consomme [The Soup]
        Soup - Crab bisque [The Yada Yada]
        Soup - Deli soup [The Marine Biologist]
        Soup - Jambalaya [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Lobster bisque [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Mulligatawny soup [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Lima Bean Soup [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Turkey Chili [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Wild Mushroom soup [The Soup Nazi]
        Soup - Yankee Bean [The Alternate Side]
        Vegetable - Baked bean [The Library]
        Vegetable - Big salad [The Big Salad]
        Vegetable - Broccoli [The Chicken Roaster]
        Vegetable - Carrot
        Vegetable - Cole Slaw [The Opposite]
        Vegetable - Cucumber [The Heart Attack]
        Vegetable - Hampton tomatoes [The Hamptons]
        Vegetable - Kugel [The Fatigues]
        Vegetable - Kreplach [The Fatigues]
        Vegetable - Latkes [The Fatigues]
        Vegetable - Olives [The Wife][The Bizarro Jerry]
        Vegetable - Onion [The Glasses]
        Vegetable - Pea Pods [The Visa]
        Vegetable - Pickle [The Heart Attack]
        Vegetable - Potato salad [The Opposite]
        Vegetable - Roasted potatoes [The Statue]
        Vegetable - Small salad  [The Big Salad]
        Vegetable - Veggie burger
        Misc - Yambalas [The Truth]
        Misc - Sambusa [The Truth]

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3.14 What kind of cars have been featured on SEINFELD?

        Owner (year, color, make model) [Episode]
        (comment)
 

       Jerry (,, Sabb 900s) [The Bottle Deposit (2)]
        (stolen by mechanic, 2.3 liter non-turbocharged V6 engine,
        NY license plate #JVN-728)

        Jerry (,, Ford Escort) [The Alternate Side]
        (rental, never shown)

        Jerry (,,BMW 325i)[The Smelly Car]
        (2-door hardtop)

        Jerry (,,BMW 525) [The Alternate Side]
        (2-door convertible)

        Jerry (1997 Ford conversion van) [The Junk Mail]
        (given to Jerry from "Fragile" Frankie Merman for doing TV ads)

        Kramer (blue-green 1977 Chevrolet Impala) [The Keys, The Airport,
        The Dinner Party, The Pothole]
        ()

        Kramer (brown Ford LTD) [The Parking Garage]
        (wouldn't start)

        Puddy (,,car) [The Burning]
        (pre-programmed with Christian radio stations and a "Jesus" fish)

        Frank Costanza (19?? blue Ford Granada)[The Handicap Spot]
        ()

        Frank Costanza (1966-7 GTO) [The Little Kicks]
        (George borrows his father’s car to help his “bad boy” image.)
Note: George refers to this car as a ‘68 but GTO aficionados point
out the body style changed in 1968 and the car in the episode is the
old body style.

        George (1983 brown w/simulated wood grain Chrysler Le Baron)
        [The Mom and Pop Store]
        (convertible, belonged to John Voight, not the actor, notice the
        spelling of John)

        George (,,car) [The Caddy]
        (Kramer crashes it while looking at Sue Ellen Mischke)

        George (blue Ford Escort) [The Parking Space]
        (George gets into argument with Mike over parking etiquette)

        George (,,car) [The Bubble Boy]
        (rental car?, George drives too fast, leaves Jerry behind)

        George (1995-7, Mercury Mystique) [The Caddy]

        Newman, Kramer, Elaine (,,van) [The Dog]
        (rental)

        Newman (199? black Acura NSX) [The Muffin Tops]

        Newman (1975 brown Dodge Diplomat) [The Scofflaw]

        Newman (USPS mail truck) []

        Morty Seinfeld (199? Cadillac Coupe de Ville) [The Cadillac]
        (Morty sells car to Jack Klompas, Klompas sells it to Jerry)

        Limousine [The Limo]
        Taxi cabs [many episodes]
        Kramer rode a motorcycle, semi, and van in "The Keys".
        George rode in an ambulance in "The Heart Attack"

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3.15  What songs have been sung on Seinfeld?

Performed by the original artist:
---------------------------------
Morning Train (9 to 5) (Sheena Easton) [The Voice][The Bizarro Jerry]
Adagio for Strings,  Op.11 (Samuel Barber) [The Fatigues]
California Girls (The Beach Boys) [The Keys]
Desperado (The Eagles)[The Checks]
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (Michael Jackson) [The Clip Show]
Downtown (Petula Clark)[The Bottle Deposit]
Hello (Lionel Ritchie) [The Voice]
In a gadda da vida (Iron Butterfly)[The Slicer]
Mexican Radio (Wall of Voodoo)[The Reverse Peephole]
Shining Star (Earth, Wind & Fire) [The Bookstore]
Slow Ride (take it easy) (Foghat) [The Slicer]
Time of your life (Green Day) [Final Clip Show]
Witchy Woman (The Eagles)[The Checks]
Wouldn't It Be Nice? (The Beach Boys)[The Hamptons]

Not performed by the original artist:
------------------------------------- > > Aria from Pagliacci [The Opera]
Aria from Barber of Seville [The Barber]
The Theme from 'Melrose Place' [The Beard]
A Most Unusual Day (Miss Rhode Island)[The Chaperone]
Crazy (Patsy Cline, sung by Elaine)[The Apology]
Everybody's Talkin' (Harry Nillson, sung by George) [The Mom and Pop Store]
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? (George) [The Phone Message]
Heartbreaker/Brubaker (Pat Benatar, sung by George Steinbrenner)[The Nap]
If I Were a Rich Man (Tevye, Fiddler on the Roof, sung by George) [The Limo]
Lemon Tree (Trini Lopez, sung by George and Jerry) [The Phone Message]
Master of the House (from 'Les Miserables') (George and Alton Benes) [The Jacket]
Opus 13 in c minor 'Pathetique' (Beethoven, played by Noel) [The Pez Dispenser]
Overture, Curtains, Lights (Jerry) [The Opera]
Side by Side (Elaine and Crazy Joe Davola) [The Watch]
The Wheels of the Bus (Jerry) [The Contest]
The Whole World Smiles with You (Mel Torme and Kramer) [The Jimmy]
Three Times a Lady (Lionel Ritchie?, sung by Newman)[The Pothole]
Wind Beneath my Wings (Bette Midler, sung by Kramer) [The Understudy]
The Most Beautiful Girl (George sang about Susan)[The Pick]
The Theme from 'The Greatest American Hero' (George) [The Susie]
WAR! What is it good for? (Edwin Starr, sung by Elaine) [The Marine Biologist]

Mentioned but not sung:
-----------------------
MacArthur Park (George)[The Statue]
Oye, Como Va (Elaine)[The Checks]
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Elaine, Jerry) [The Andrea Doria]
 

Miscellaneous songs, real or made up:
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> Various Jesus rock tunes on Puddy's car stereo [The Burning]
Next Stop, Pottersville [The Mom and Pop Store]

Jerry:
Going to the Dogpound [The Dog]

Kramer:
I Like to Stop at the Duty Free Shop [The Airport]
Jerry's Gonna be a Cable Boy [The Baby Shower]

Elaine:
Yankee Bean [The Alternate Side]
Get Well, Get Well Soon [The Frogger]

Elaine's sax playing boyfriend:
Hot and Heavy [The Rye]

Bette Midler:
Rochelle, Rochelle [The Understudy]

Superman theme (of course, several episodes especially "The Race"),
the Beefarino Jingle [The Rye],
and the music that played while Jerry was delivering mail on Sunday [The
Andrea Doria]

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4.0 Are there questions about the other characters?

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4.1 Who is Newman and why does Jerry hate him?
 

        Newman is a USPS employee who lives in Jerry's building. We do
        not know.  Newman's first name. His business card simply shows
        "Newman". There has been some debate over the question of
        Newman's first name ever since his first appearance on 11/27/91
        in "the Stranded".  The bottom line is this. Newman's first name
        has never been revealed.  Or, if Newman is his first name, then his
        last name has never been revealed.  At the center of the controversy
        was a scene at the end of "the Bottle Deposit" when a farmgirl yells
        out to a fleeing Newman, "Goodbye Norman (See 6.1). Newman and Jerry
        are antagonists, but whatever cause the rift between them happened
        before the show began. They have disliked each other from the start.
        Newman a friend of Kramer.

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4.2 Was Newman in the movie 'Animal House'?

        No.  Newman is played by Wayne Knight. Steven Furst played Kent
        Dorfman in Animal House. Although Wayne Knight did not play Kent
        Dorfman, there is a Seinfeld-"Animal House" connection.  Mark
        Metcalf (who played the Maestro in "The Maestro" and "The Doll",
        played Douglas Niedermeyer in that movie.

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4.3 Who is the "unfunny comic"?

        Kenny Bania, a night club "hack". Bania is most intrigued by Ovaltine,
        a subject which comprises a large amount of his comedy routine.

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4.4 Is that really George Steinbrenner?

        No, that’s not really Big Stein, but he did give his blessings and doesn't
        mind that he is portrayed as bumbling and inept. Steinbrenner was
        actually flattered. Steinbrenner is only seen from the back. The
        voice is provided by Larry David, and the 'back' is played by
        Larry David, or actor Lee Bear, depending on the episode. Big
        Stein and Julia's father went to school together. They were both at
        the Culver Military Academy in Indiana, and Steinbrenner said he
        did know Julia's dad.

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4.5 Who is the "Soup Nazi"?

        The owner of Soup Kitchen International, Al Yeganeh, is the man
        the character is based on. Al, busy enough already with his
        business, doesn't like the extra publicity his shop was given by
        his episode nor the use of the word "Nazi". (Although I’m sure he has
no problem with the extra profit his Seinfeld-created notoriety has
resulted in) For his performance as the "Soup Nazi" actor Larry Thomas
was nominated for an Emmy Award.

Soup Kitchen International is located at 259A W 55th in New York City,
(212) 757-7730. The kitchen is closed summers and weekends.

        Here are some of the Soup Nazi's recipes, in case you don't have an
        old armoire to search through;

        Cream of Sweet Potato:
        http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/soupnaz1.htm

        Mexican Chicken Chili:
        http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/soupnaz2.htm

        Indian Mulligatawny:
        http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/soupnaz3.htm

        Crab Bisque:
        http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/soupnaz4.htm

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4.6 Who is Kenny Kramer?

        Kenny Kramer was a neighbor of co-creator Larry David, an
        inspiration for Cosmo Kramer.

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4.7 Who is Art Vandelay?

        When George was trying to come up with a name [The Stakeout"), his first
choice was Burt Harbinson. Then Art Core.  He seemed to add 'veley' as an
afterthought. They were going to go with Art Corveley, but George changed
it at the last moment to Art Vandelay. There really is no Art. It's just the
name George uses when he needs 'a name', usually to fill out an alibi of some sort.

        George and Jerry, looking for a reason to be in the building where the woman
Jerry's staking out works, say they're there to have lunch with Art Vandelay.
[The Stakeout]

        George lied to Mrs. Sokol at the unemployment office in order to continue benefits,
by saying he's close to the latex salesman position at Vandelay Industries.
        [The Boyfriend]

        George lies to Susan about spending the day with Marisa Tomei by telling her he's
meeting with Elaine to discuss a problem she's having with her boy-friend Art Vandelay.
[The Cadillac (2)]

        George tells the receptionist at Brant-Leland he's there to meet Art Vandelay
as an excuse to meet her. [The Bizarro Jerry]

        George tries fudging his computer sales numbers by faking a sale of two dozen PCs to
Art Vandelay. [The Serenity Now]

        George tells the real estate agent he is Art Vandelay to use the bathroom, so he can
wash ink off of his hands. [The Puerto Rican Day]

        During an interview as a proof writer at Pendant Publishing, George said he read
"Venetian Blinds" by Art Vandelay. [The Red Dot]

        Of course, in the Final Episode, the judge who sends the gang to prison
        is named Arthur Vandelay.

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4.8 Is Jackie Chiles supposed to be Johnny Cochran?

        They are both slick and full of rhyming rhetoric; you make the call.
        Phil Morris (the man who played Jackie) admitted that Jackie Chiles
        was a takeoff on Johnnie Cochran.  In a TV Guide interview, Morris
        mentioned that he had a chance to meet with Cochran, who admitted that
        he enjoyed watching Chiles' antics on screen.

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4.9 Was Russell Dalrymple supposed to be Warren Littlefield?

        It would seem so. In HBO's "The Late Shift", the story of the late
        night TV wars, Warren Littlefield is played by Bob Balaban, who
        played Russell Dalrymple on SEINFELD. Also, their physical
        characteristics are strikingly similar.

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4.10 Who is J. Peterman?

        J. Peterman is Elaine's boss (played by John O'Hurley) and also a real
        person and catalog at http://www.jpeterman.com.

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4.11 Is there a list of J. Peterman products that were listed on the show?

        -Rogue's Wallet [The Secret Code]("It was where he kept his card;
        his dirty little secret. Smart, devious, balding, his name was Costanza,
        he killed my mother.")
        -Urban Sombrero [The Foundation]
        -Pygmy Pullover [The Understudy?]
        -Himalayan Walking Shoes [The Hot Tub]
        -The Pamplona Beret. [The Secret Code]
        -The Gatsby Swing Top [The Caddy] (The bra Elaine bought for Sue Ellen Mishke)
        -The Squire's Walking Stick [The Wig Master]
        -Mongolian Horsehair Vest [The Shower Head]
        -Detox Poncho [The Bookstore]
        -Bengalese galoshes [The Fatigues]
        -Quilted Chambray nightshirt [The Fatigues]
        -Aristotle goose-down toga [The Chicken Roaster]
        -Italian Captoe Oxfords [The Understudy]
        -Classic Horseman's Duster [The Understudy]

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4.12 Who are the two curiously effeminate guys
        and when do they appear?

        Ray (John Paragon) and Bob (Yul Vasquez). The John Paragon character
        was named 'Ray' in "The Soup Nazi", but for some reason, three weeks
        later in "The Sponge" his name was 'Cedric'. They act particularly effeminate,
discussing how attractive Elaine’s armoire was as they were stealing it.
The duo also appeared in "The Puerto Rican Day" at the toughs who
initiated the assault on Kramer for refusing to wear the AIDS walk ribbon.

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4.13 Who is the Pakistani café owner?

        His name is Babu Bhatt (pronounced 'Bot') and after Jerry ruined his
        cafe business by suggesting he switch to 'authentic Pakistani cuisine'
        (in "The Cafe") and got him deported to Pakistan by neglecting to give
        him the Visa renewal application in time in "The Visa"), Babu swore
        vengeance on Jerry at the end of "The Visa".  Several years later, he was
        brought back to the USA to testify against the
gang, and against Jerry
        in particular, in the Final episode.
Best known for his finger wagging and
referring to Jerry as a “beddy beddy bad man.”

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4.14 Who has guest starred (or appeared before they were a star) on SEINFELD?

        actor or actress (character) [episode] (also starred in)
        Lawrence Tierney (Alton Benes) [The Jacket] (Dillinger)
        Stephen Tobolowsky (Tor) [The Heart Attack] (Thelma and Louise)
        Siobhan Fallon (Tina) [The Deal, The Truth, The Opposite] (SNL)
        James Hong (Bruce) [The Chinese Restaurant] (Wayne's World 2)
        Tawny Kitaen (Isabel) [The Nose Job] (Whitesnake music videos)
        Michael Chiklis (Steve) [The Stranded] ("The Commish")
        David Naughton (Dick) [The Red Dot] ("My Sister Sam")
        Suzanne Snyder (Ava) [The Limo], (Audrey) [The Pie], (Weird Science)
        Helen Slater (Becky Gelke) [The Good Samaritan] (City Slickers)
        Catherine Keener (Nina) [The Letter] (Being John Malkovich)
        Brian Doyle-Murray (Mel Sanger) [The Bubble Boy] (Wayne's World 2)
        Jane Leeves (Marla) [The Virgin] ("Frasier")
        Rachel Sweet (Shelly) [The Contest]
        JM J. Bullock (Flight Attendant) [The Airport] ("Too Close for Comfort")
        Densie Richards (Molly) [The Shoes] (Starship Troopers)
        Paula Marshall (Sharon) [The Outing] ("Chicago Sons")
        Teri Hatcher (Sidra) [The Implant] ("Lois and Clark")
        Megan Mullally (Betsy) [The Implant] ("Will and Grace")
        Michael Des Barres (Restaurateur) [The Smelly Car] ("MacGyver")
        Taylor Negron (Hairdresser) [The Smelly Car]
        Rick Overton (Scott Drake) [The Handicap Spot] (Stand-up comedy)
        Kathy Kinney (Bystander) [The Handicap Spot] ("The Drew Carey Show")
        Jeremy Piven (Michael Barth (TV George) [The Pilot] ("Cupid")
        Timothy Stack (Dwight) [The Glasses] ("Son of the Beach")
        Christa Miller (Ellen) [The Sniffing Accountant] ("The Drew Carey Show")
        Marlee Matlin (Laura) [The Lip Reader] ("Reasonable Doubts")
        Jennifer Coolidge (Jody) [The Masseuse] (American Pie)
        Jami Gertz (Jane) [The Stall] (Twister)
        Dan Cortese (Tony) [The Stall] ("Veronica's Closet")
        Carol Kane (Corinne) [The Marine Biologist] (The Princess Bride)
        Courteney Cox (Meryl) [The Wife] ("Friends")
        Judge Reinhold (Aaron) [The Raincoats] (The Santa Clause)
        Melanie Chartoff (Robin) [The Fire] ("Parker Lewis Can't Lose")
        John Favreau (Eric the Clown) [The Fire] (Swingers)
        Dom Irrera (Ronnie) [The Fire] ("Damon")
        French Stewart (Theater Manager) [The Opposite] ("3rd Rock from the Sun")
        Kelly Coffield (Noreen) [The Pledge Drive] ("In Living Color")
        Vicki Lewis (Ada) [The Secretary] ("NewsRadio")
        Jon Lovitz (Gary Fogel) [The Scofflaw] ("The Critic")
        Danny Breen (Guy with Glasses) [The Scofflaw] (The Net)
        Wendie Malick (Wendy) [The Kiss Hello] ("Just Shoot Me")
        Carol Liefer (Receptionist) [The Kiss Hello] ("Alright Already")
        Larry Miller (The Doorman) [The Doorman] (The Nutty Professor)
        Debra Jo Rupp (Katie) [The Diplomat's Club, The Abstinence] ("That 70's Show")
        Bruce Mahler (Rabbi Glickman) [The Postponement] (Police Academy)
        Mark Metcalf (Bob "The Maestro" Cobb) [The Maestro] [Animal House]
        Alexandra Wentworth (Sheila) [The Soup Nazi] (Trial and Error)
        Fred Stoller (Fred Yerkes) [The Secret Code] (Junior)
        Armin Shimerman (Stan) [The Caddy] (Star Trek IX)
        Bill Macy (Herb)[The Cadillac] ("Maude")
        Jesse White (Ralph) [The Cadillac] (Maytag repairman)
        Kathy Griffin (Sally Weaver) [The Doll] ("Suddenly Susan")
        Rob Schneider (Bob) [The Friars Club] ("Saturday Night Live")
        Patrick Bristow (Ethan) [The Wig Master] ("Ellen")
        Brad Garrett (Tony) [The Bottle Deposit] ("Everybody Loves Raymond")
        Cary Elwes (David) [The Wait Out] (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
        Allan Havey (Policeman) [The Wait Out] ("Night After Night")
        Debra Messing (Beth) [The Wait Out, The Yada Yada] ("Will and Grace")
        Janeane Garofalo (Jeannie Steinman) [The Invitations] (Reality Bites)
        Stephen Root (Mr. Lager) [The Invitations] ("NewsRadio")
        Rebecca McFarland (Anna) [The Little Kicks] ("Working")
        Gedde Watanabe (Mr. Oh) [The Checks] [Sixteen Candles)
        Bob Odenkirk (Ben)  [The Abstinence] (The Cable Guy)
        Sarah Silverman (Emily) [The Money] (SNL, "The Larry Sanders Show")
        Ben Stein (Shellbach) [The Comeback] (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
        Christine Taylor (Ellen) [The Van Buren Boys] (The Brady Bunch Movie)
        Kirstin Davis (Jenna) [The Pothole, The Butter Shave] ("Sex and the City")
        Lloyd Bridges (Izzy Mandelbaum) [The English Patient] (Airplane)
        Robert Wagner (Dr. Abbott) [The Yada Yada] ("Hart to Hart")
        Jill St. John (Mrs. Abbott) [The Yada Yada] ("Hart to Hart")
        Lauren Graham (Valerie) [The Millennium] ("Gilmore Girls")
        Molly Shannon (Sam) [The Summer of George] ("Saturday Night Live")
        Amanada Peet (Linette) [The Summer of George] ("Jack and Jill")
        Gordon Jump (Mr. Thomassoulo) [The Butter Shave] ("WKRP in Cincinnati")
        Lori Loughlin (Patty) [The Serenity Now] ("Full House")
        Dana Gould (Frankie Merman) [The Junk Mail] ("Working")
        Wilford Brimley (PG Henry Atkins) [The Junk Mail] (Cocoon)
        Mike McShane (FDR (Romanowski)) [The Betrayal] ("Whose Line is it Anyway?")
        Bart Braverman (Zubin) [The Betrayal] ("Vega$")
        James Spader (Jason) [The Apology] (Stargate)
        Kevin MacDonald (Denim Vest) [The Strike] ("Kids in the Hall")
        Tracy Nelson (Janet) [The Cartoon] ("Father Dowling Mysteries")
        Paul Benedict (Mr. Elinoff) [The Cartoon] ""The Jeffersons")
        Marcia Cross (Sara) [The Slicer] ("Melrose Place")
        Marsha Mason () [The Letter] (The Goodbye Girl)

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4.15 Who is Bob Sacamano?

        Bob Sacamano is a friend of Kramer who we never get to see.  Rarely
        used to further a plot, but essentially a 'device' used to give
        Kramer some good lines.

        -Bob tried to undergo shock treatments but they didn't work because
        his synapses were too big.

        -He went in for a hernia operation and now he talks with a very high
        pitched voice [The Heart Attack]

        -Bob worked at a condom factory. [The Fix-up]

        -Bob had rabies. [The Glasses]

        -Bob also sold fur hats [The Chicken Roaster] and that's where the
        replacement 'rat hat' came from.

        -Bob had a party, which Elaine was invited to, three weeks before.
        [The Fatigues]

        -Bob once stayed with Kramer for 1 1/2 years. [The Wig Master]

        -Decided to attach a piece of elastic to a paddle and rubber ball.
        Before that when you hit the ball, it would just bounce away.
        [The Puerto Rican Day]

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4.16 Who is Lomez?

        Similar to Bob Sacamano in 4.15. We learn in "The Fatigues" that
        Lomez usually organizes the Jewish singles night. Kramer states
        that Lomez is an Orthodox Jew, "Old School".

        -He usually organizes Jewish Singles Night.

        -Lomez was in the Port-a-Potty. [The Betrayal]

        -He trades some steaks for stereo speakers. [The Package]

        -He sold Kramer his hot tub. [The Hot Tub]

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4.17 Where is the real Monk's restaurant?

        Monk's is a fictitious coffee shop. The exterior shots are of Tom's
        Restaurant located in Manhattan on the corner of 112th Ave. and
        Broadway.  A co-owner of Tom's (Michael Zoulis) says he doesn't
        care for the Seinfeld show, but also mentioned that he was never
        given a penny to have his restaurant used on the show, so maybe
        that's why.

        Sidenote:  It's been mentioned that Tom's Restaurant was the inspiration
        for the Suzanne Vega song entitled, interestingly enough, "Tom's Diner".
        While it is true that *a* Tom's Restaurant is the inspiration for that song,
        there was some doubt as to whether is was the Tom's on 112th and Broadway
        in Manhattan, or the Tom's in Brooklyn, on Washington Ave and Sterling Place.
        There's said to be a plaque on the wall in the Brooklyn Tom's that sheds light
        (The inscription of the plaque is, "I came, I saw, I wrote.  -Suzanne Vega").
        In "Portrait of an Artist", a promotional album released in 1987, Vega puts
        the issue to rest.  It was the Manhattan Tom's.  (Maybe someone should contact
        the owner of the Brooklyn Tom's and ask about the plaque...)  For a thorough
        deconstruction of this song, click here.

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4.18 What are the various nicknames of the main characters?

George Costanza: Art Vandelay; an alias often used by George. (See 4.7)
At one point George wanted to be known as "T-Bone", but his co-workers
at Kruger Industrial Smoothing nicknamed him "Koko" instead, and later, "Gammy".
George revealed that if he were to be a porn star, his name would
be "Buck Naked".
Jerry frequently calls George "Biff", referring to the Biff
Loman character in Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman.

Cosmo Kramer: H. E. (Or possibly A.G.) Pennypacker; in "The Puerto Rican Day",
Kramer poses as Pennypacker, an interested buyer in an apartment, in order to
use the bathroom. Kramer appeared as Pennypacker to get revenge on a clothing
store by repricing all the merchandise in their store with his pricing gun.
Another pseudonym was Dr. Peter von Nostrand; he tried to get Elaine's medical
chart to erase the negative comments her doctor had made. Kramer used the
name Martin van Nostrand when he auditioned for the role of himself on the show
’Jerry’. Kramer has also been referred to as "Assman" in reference to the licence
plate the state of New York accidentally gave to him. Other nicknames such as
"K-man" were short-lived.

Jerry Seinfeld: Kal (or Kel or Kjell) Varnsen; the arch-rival of Pennypacker and a
wealthy developer/industrialist. Vannsen, Pennypacker and Vandelay make an
appearance together in "The Puerto Rican Day". Kel Varnsen also answered the
phone of Vandelay Industries to aid in George's unemployment fraud.

Elaine Benes: Susie; after a co-worker mistakenly calls her Susie. Susie was then
pawned off by Elaine as a different person so that complaints against Elaine appeared
to be against this employee Susie. Susie was "bumped off" when the situation with
her co-worker became too complicated.
Elaine also used the name ‘Paloma’ when posing as Uncle Leo’s nurse.

 

 

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4.19 What celebrities have appeared as themselves?

        Name [episode] (a celebrity because...)

        Al Roker [The Cigar-Store Indian] (“Today" show)
        Alex Trebek (voice on TV) [The Abstinence] (“Jeopardy")
        Bernie Williams [The Abstinence] (New York Yankees)
        Bette Midler [The Understudy] (Beaches)
        Bryant Gumbel [The Puffy Shirt] (“Today" show)
        Buck Showalter [The Chaperone] (New York Yankees)
        Candice Bergen (playing 'Murphy Brown') [The Keys] (“Murphy Brown")
        Corbin Bernsen [The Trip (1)] (“L.A. Law")
        Danny Tartabull [The Chaperone, The Pledge Drive] (New York Yankees)
        David Letterman [The Abstinence] (“The Late Show")
        Derek Jeter [The Abstinence] (New York Yankees)
        Fred Savage [The Trip (1)] (“The Wonder Years")
        George Wendt [The Trip(1)] (“Cheers")
        Geraldo Rivera ["The Finale"] (newsperson)
        Jane Wells ["The Finale"] (newsperson)
        Jay Leno [The Showerhead] (“The Tonight Show")
        Jim Fowler [The Merv Griffin Show] (“Wild America")
        Jodi Baskerville [The Limo] (“Hard Copy")
        Jon Voight [The Mom and Pop Store] (Midnight Cowboy)
        Kathy Lee Gifford [The Opposite] (“Live with Regis and Kathy Lee")
        Keith Hernandez [The New Friend] (New York Mets)
        Keith Morrison [The Trip (1 or 2)] (Canadian TV news)
        Lawrence Taylor (on TV at Giants game) [The Masseuse] (New York Giants)
        Mario Joyner [The Engagement, The Puerto Rican Day]
        Marisa Tomei [The Cadillac] (My Cousin Vinny)
        Mel Torme [The Jimmy] (Performance Jazz singer)
        Pat Cooper [The Friar's Club] (stand-up comic)
        Paul O'Neill [The Wink] (New York Yankees)
        Raquel Welch [The Summer of George] (Actress)
        Regis Philbin [The Opposite] ("Live with Regis and Kathy Lee")
        Rudolph W. Guiliani [The Non-Fat Yogurt] (New York City Mayor)

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4.20 Was that "Puddy" as the voice of Superman in the
        American Express ad with Jerry?

        Yes, Patrick Warburton did provide the voice of Superman in a 1998
        American Express television ad. The cartoon Superman resembles
        Warburton, with his squinty eyes and broad shoulders. Jerry is an
        avid Superman fan.

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4.21 What occupation did George always want to have?

        George always wanted to pretend to be an architect [The Stakeout].
        He  once pretended to be a marine biologist [The Marine Biologist] because
        Jerry told their friend from college that was what George did for a
        living, so he had to play the part. George was talking to Jerry, earlier
        in the episode, about the TV show he saw about whales and mentioned how
        fascinating it was.  That's probably why Jerry blurted out marine biologist
        when the old friend asked about George.

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4.22 What production people have appeared (or had characters named for them) on
        the show?

        Name (character) [episode] (production position)

        Larry Charles (Man who stunk up airplane bathroom) [The Airport] (Writer-Producer)
        Larry David (Cashier who refuses to sell George gum) [The Gum] (Co-creator)
                (Rode in Greenpeace life raft) [The Pilot]
                (sold gum to George) [The Gum]
(Frank’s cape wearing lawyer) [The Chinese Woman]
        Marc Hirschfeld (Ellis, Elaine's bleacher make-out guy) [The Puerto Rican Day]
                (Casting executive)
        Ruth Greenspan (Sat on a bench next to Elaine) [The Suicide] (Jason Alexander's mother)
        Kenny Kramer (Sat next to Fred Stoller, wore a red jersey) []
                (Real-life inspiration for Kramer)
        Carol Leifer (Bank employee who doesn't say 'Hello' to Kramer) [The Invitations]
                (Writer-Producer)
                (Physical therapist's receptionist) [The Kiss Hello]
        Steve Skrovan (Sat next to Elaine at the movies, wore a white hat) [The Movie] (Writer)
        Fred Stoller (Sat behind the gang at the hockey game) [The Face Painter] (Story writer)
                (Played Fred Yerkes, couldn't remember meeting Elaine) [The Secret Code]

        Name (named for) [episode] (note)

        Alec Berg (Writer-Producer) [The Face Painter] (Gave Jerry hockey tickets)
        Stevie Koren (Co-producer) [The Van Buren Boys] (Received foundation scholarship)
        Mr. Elinoff (Jed Elinoff) [The Cartoon] ('New Yorker' magazine editor)
        Fred Yerkes (Jeffrey Yerkes) [The Secret Code] (Didn't remember previously meeting Elaine)
        Christine Nyhart (Script supervisor) [The Puerto Rican Day] (Showed apartment to the gang)
        Jon Hayman (Program consultant) [The Library] (Jerry and George's high school gym teacher)
        "Crazy" Joe Davola (NBC Executive) [The Pitch, et al.] (Mentally unbalanced TV writer)

        Additionally, Larry David has provided a number of off camera voices:
Seinology.com has compiled a master list here.

       

David is also referenced in the Boca Breeze newspaper headlines. [The Wizard]

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4.23 Who are some of the more notable one-time characters?

Alton Benes (Lawrence Tierney)[The Jacket]: Elaine’s hard-nosed father, “cut from Hemmingway cloth.”

Brody (Neil Giuntoli) [The Little Kicks]: Kramer's gun packing, candy eating movie pirating bootlegger friend.

Slippery Pete and Schlomo (Peter Stormare and Reuven Bar-Yotam)[The Frogger]: two shady Slavic friends of Kramer that George hires to move his Frogger machine without power being interrupted.

Meryl (Courteney Cox)[The Wife]: She pretends she's Jerry's wife to get a dry cleaning discount.

Vegetable Lasagna (Magnus) [The Butter Shave]: European guy who occupies the airplane seat next to Elaine and Puddy and has to put up with incessant fighting. Elaine refers to him by his food preference.

Miss Rhode Island (Karen) [The Chaperone]: Jerry dates her and accidentally kills her doves, forcing her to rely on her awful singing for the talent portion of the Miss America pageant

Bubble Boy (Donald Sanger) [The Bubble Boy]: Jerry agrees to visit a boy in a plastic bubble, but finds he is a spoined brat; George gets in fight over a typo on a Trivial Pursuit card, when it says the Moops invaded Spain. The bubble boy was voiced by Jon Hayman, co-writer of the bubble boy episode.

Little Jerry Seinfeld: Kramer's rooster.

The Postmaster General (Wilfred Brimley)[The Junk Mail]: makes it clear to Kramer that he cannot *not* receive postal mail.

Lt. Bookman (Philip Baker Hall) [The Library]: a library cop who comes after Jerry due to his decades-overdue copy of Henry Miller's "Tropic of Cancer".

Grossbard: Kramer runs into this old debtor at an airport and tries to collect the money owed. ($240)

Milos [The Comeback]: incompetent tennis pro who sells Jerry a $200 tennis racket, offers his wife to Jerry, and asks him to take a dive in a tennis game.

Donna Chang [The Chinese Woman]: Caucasian woman who people think is Chinese, originally named Changstein.

Jean-Paul Jean-Paul [The Hot Tub]: a marathon runner from Trinidad and Tobago.

Ramon [The Poolboy]: an annoying ‘clingy’ poolboy at Jerry's former health club.

Frank Costanza's lawyer (Larry David)[The Chinese Woman]: he doesn't follow trends and wears a cape. He stops Noreen from committing suicide.

The Doorman (Larry Miller)[The Doorman]: the arrogant doorman of Mr. Pitt's apartment building, tricks Jerry into watching the door for him. He berated Jerry for looking down at him because he was a doorman, even though Jerry wasn't.

Stan, the Caddy (Armin Shimerman)[The Caddy]: Kramer's Senior Tour golf trainer. Misread the trial of Sue Ellen Mishke.

Ned Isakoff [The Race]: Elaine's Communist boyfriend, whom she got blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

Cheryl Fong [The Visa]: a lawyer George starts dating, becomes attracted to Jerry's fake "dark side", winds up suing Elaine on behalf of her cousin Ping: "She never lose a case. They call her the Terminator. Hasta la vista, baby!"

Kevin, Gene, Feldman, and Vargas [The Bizarro Jerry]: The Bizarro equivalent of Jerry, George, Kramer, and Newman.

Sidra (Teri Hatcher)[The Implants]: Woman who Jerry dates. He becomes obsessed with whether or not her breasts are real. Though Jerry never gets to find out for himself, "they are real, and they're spectacular."

Dolores [The Junior Mints]: Jerry's girlfriend; he doesn't know her name, only that it rhymes with a female body part (his best guess: "Mulva").

Tom Pepper, Sandi Robbins, and Michael Barth [The Pilot]: the cast members of 'Jerry', playing Kramer, Elaine and George.

The Pig-Man [The Junior Mints]: While in the hospital, Kramer is snooping around and comes across what he thinks is a pig man.

Members of the Houston Astros front office [The Hot Tub]: George has a meeting with the Astros about the possibility of interleague play. They always call everyone a "bastard" or "son of a bitch" (George finds out "that's how they talk in the major leagues"). Those terms get George and Jean-Paul in trouble: Jean-Paul gets kicked out of Elaine's apartment, where he had plans to stay before the New York Marathon, and Wilhelm catches George yelling into the phone while the Astros front office men are calling from their plane.

Members of the New York Mets front office [The Millennium]: In a meeting, the Mets make an offer to George for a vacant front office position at Shea Stadium. But in order for the Mets to hire George, they tell him the catch: He has to get fired from the Yankees first. In the end, however, despite George's valiant attempts to make Steinbrenner fire him (although, instead of getting angry over George's antics, The Boss only finds it hilarious and entertaining), Mr. Wilhelm gets hired by the Mets instead.

The Assman [The Fusilli Jerry]: A proctologist who has his license plates issued to Kramer by mistake. It is discovered, when Jerry and Kramer visit the doctor's office, that the real Assman has a practice there. Kramer finds a picture of his boat, with "Assman" written on the side.

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4.24 What characters have died on the show?

        Cousin Manya [The Pony Remark]
        Fredo, the parrot [The Strongbox]
        Fulton [The Stand-In]
        Peterman's mom [The Secret Code]
        Susan Biddle Ross [The Invitations]
        Jill's father [The Finale]
        Pinkus, the Dry Cleaner [The Big Salad]
        Smog Strangler victim [The Trip]
        Susie [The Susie]
        Miss Rhode Island's trained doves [The Chaperone]
        Pigeons [The Merv Griffin Show]

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4.25 What actors have played multiple characters

        Carol Leifer was a bank teller in "The Invitations" and a receptionist in
        "The Kiss Hello".

        Kate Mulligan played a party guest in "The Baby Shower" and the unwed
        mother, Sheri, in "The Hot Tub".

        Christine Dunford played Natasha, the saleswoman, in "The Pie", and also
        played Leslie, the pregnant woman, in "The Baby Shower".

        Christa Miller played Ellen in "The Sniffing Accountant" and Paula in
        "The Doodle".

        Tracy Kolis played Marlene in "The Ex-Girlfriend" and Kelly in "The Soup".

        Suzanne Snyder played Eva, the neo-nazi in "The Limo", and Poppy's
        daughter Audrey in "The Pie".

        Frank Piazza played a coffee shop customer in "Male Unbonding", and the
        cop who busts Jerry for soliciting in "The Stranded".

        Michael Mitz played the man on the phone in "The Chinese Restaurant"
        and the hand model photographer in "The Puffy Shirt".

        Reuven Bar played a Peterman reality tour participant in "The Muffin
        Tops" and Shlomo (the guy who helps George procure the video game in
        "The Frogger").

        Peggy Lane O'Rourke played the nurse in "The Suicide", a bystander in
        "The Parking Spot", a waitress in "The Face Painter", a waitress in "The
        Friars Club", and a waitress in "The Foundation".

        Norman Brenner played a clerk in "The Deal", Beder in "The Tape", a guy
        at the airport in "The Limo",  a passerby in "The Doodle", Ian in "The
        Wig Master",and a tour taker in "the Muffin Tops", a news reporter in
        "The Trip(2)".

        Marty Rackham played a police officer (the one with the Milanos on the
        dashboard) in "The Trip(2)", and Jake Jarmel in "The Sniffing
        Accountant", "The Opposite" and "The Scofflaw".

        Lauren Bowles, (JLD's half-sister) played a waitress in "The Big
        Salad",  "The Pledge Drive", "The Foundation", "The English Patient",
        "The Summer of George", "The Reverse Peephole", and "The Bookstore",

        Tucker Smallwood was the guy who drove the Mercedes George wanted to
        spit on in "The Parking Garage", he played one of the Tony award winners
        in "The Summer of George", and he was the photographer at the roast in
        "The Pen".

        David Blackwood, perhaps the most prolific 'no name' on Seinfeld played
        a party goer in "The Robbery", Stan in "the Apartment", the interviewer
        in "The Nose Job",  the doorman in "The Cheever Letters", the security
        guard in "The Handicap Spot", the hotel clerk in "The Marine Biologist",
        and Beck in "The Gymnast",

        Bob Shaw played Paul in "The Pilot(1)" and "The Pilot(2)" and he played
        a cab driver in "The Scofflaw" and "The Understudy".  He's also a script
        writer who co-wrote "The Tape" and "The Chaperone".

        Thomas Dekker played the soap opera son in "The Stand-in" and also played
        the sick little boy in "The Wink."

        Mario Joyner played Lamar ('maroon Golf') in "The Puerto Rican Day" and also
        played the guy Jerry discusses 'Firestorm' with in "The Engagement."

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4.26 Which episodes were dedicated and to whom?

        "The Pool Guy" dedicated "In memory of our friend Rick Bolden"
        "The Foundation" dedicated "In memory of our friend Marjorie Gross"
        "The Soul Mate" dedicated "In memory of our friend Victor Wayne Harris"
        "The Butter Shave" dedicated "In memory of our friend Brandon Tartikoff"
        "The Burning" dedicated "In memory of our friend Lloyd Bridges"

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5.0 Specific episode questions.

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5.1 Who won "The Contest"?

        Kramer was out first. He saw a nude woman in an apartment across the
       street, and lasted about 2 more minutes. Elaine was next. She shared
        an aerobics class with John F. Kennedy Jr. and caved the next day.
        This leaves George and Jerry. In "The Puffy Shirt", we hear
        George profess to have won the Contest, but in "The Finale", George
        confesses to lying about winning the contest.

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5.2 What were the 'Bizarros' in "The Bizarro Jerry"?

        Here's a list (in more or less chronological order):

        1.  Elaine orders a tuna sandwich; ordinarily she's "anti-tuna" because
        it's not "dolphin safe".

        2.  Elaine wants to break up with Kevin and "just be friends" and he
        loves the idea.  Jerry would never go for this.

        3.  Feldman has a great idea and doesn't act on it.  Kramer
        often has ridiculous ideas, and usually acts on them.

        4.  The 'Bizarros' (I like that word!) go to the library to read.
        The real gang wouldn't do this.

        5.  The 'Bizarro' gang eats at Reggie's, the real gang eats at Monk's.

        6.  The 'Bizarros' give money to those less fortunate.  The
        real gang is not often this generous. (Although I recall Kramer giving
        leftovers to a guy on the street once).

        7.  Kevin's apartment is the same as Jerry's, only reversed.

        8.  Kevin had a unicycle hanging on the wall where Jerry hangs his bicycle.

        9.  Kevin had jars of pasta lined up on the shelf where Jerry
        keeps his cereal boxes.

        10.  Feldman rang Kevin's doorbell and waited to be acknowledged,
        where Kramer prefers 'the pop in'.

        11.  Elaine is berated for taking olives from Kevin's fridge, she
        eats from Jerry's fridge often without reprisals.

        12.  Fargus (Bizarro Newman) works for Federal Express, Newman, of course, is a postal employee.

        13.  Kevin did one of Jerry's 'Newman's (you all know what I mean)
        only it was for Vargus, and instead of the 'damn that Newman'
        attitude Jerry usually exhibits, Kevin's exclamation had more
        of a 'what a great guy that Vargus is' feel to it.

        14.  The 'Bizarros' were overjoyed at receiving Bolshoi ballet
        tickets. The real gang would have preferred a sporting event
        or the movies.

        15.  Elaine's 'Get out!' hurt Kevin.  Her 'Get out!'s never hurt
        Jerry.

        16.  Gene reported the pay phone that was giving free long distance
        calls.  George would have looked for a way to profit from  this.

        17.  Feldman brought groceries.  Kramer usually just eats Jerry's
        food without an offer to pay or restock.

        18.  The 'Bizarros' shared a group hug and Kevin mentioned how much he loved the rest of them.  Wait a minute.  After Jerry's
        emotional turnaround [The Serenity Now"), I don't know if I
can count this  one any longer.

19. Kevin actually has a Bizarro Superman statue in Kevin's apartment, as opposed to Jerry's Superman statue.
 
20. Kevin says "Me so happy. Me want to cry." as a reference to 
 Bizarro Superman, who talks this way because unlike Superman, he is  very stupid. (special thanks to Tony for corrections on #19 and 20)

 

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5.3 Is the Wiz [The Junk Mail] Norm Macdonald's (SNL) brother?

 

        No, the "Wiz" guy was Toby Huss, originally from Iowa. His only SNL
        connection is his work with former co-producer Steve Higgins on the
        old Comedy Central "Higgins Boys and Gruber" show. He was also in the
"A Change Will Do You Good" Sheryl Crow video with Molly Shannon
(SNL) (he played the doctor). The press release for the video said
that he'd be in SNL's '97-'98 cast, but apparently that didn't happen.

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5.4 What game are Estelle Costanza and her friends playing
        in "The Handicap Spot"?

 

        The game is MahJongg and involved little wooden tiles. The game is

        similar to Rummy; the object is to get the highest score by arranging

        the tiles into runs (straights) or groups of 3 or more matching

        tiles. The tiles are traditionally made of ivory, but plastic is
acceptable in cheaper sets. A high quality MahJongg set can cost

        several thousand dollars. More information on the game can be found
        at http://www.mahjongg.com.

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5.5 Delores? Mulva? Gipple? (or What was Jerry's girlfriend's
        name in "The Junior Mint"?)

        During "The Junior Mint" Jerry realizes he doesn't know his
        girlfriend's name, but he does however know that her name rhyme
        with a female body part. Jerry and George think of a few names
        that it might be such as Gipple (nipple) and Mulva (vulva). Jerry calls
        her Mulva and the whole thing backfires and she breaks up with him.
        At the end of the episode Jerry calls out "Delores!", which rhymes
        with clitoris.

        The pronunciation of this word had been under debate in alt.tv.seinfeld
        for some time. The entry for this word in Merriam Webster Dictionary,
        located at http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary

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5.6 Wasn't there a lawsuit over this very issue?

        Yes. Miller Brewing Company fired Jerold Mackenzie, 54, in 1993 after
        he told Patricia Best about the show--then gave her a photocopy of
        a dictionary page with the definition of the body part in question.
        She filed a sexual harassment charge against him with the company.
        Mackenzie was awarded $1.5 million dollars after the jury decided the
        joke did not qualify as sexual harassment. Source: E! Online News Staff.
        More information on this topic can be found here

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5.7 Who is Stein Ericson? as referenced in "The Reverse Peephole":
Jerry: So, Puddy wears a man fur?
Elaine: He was struttin' around the coffee shop like Stein Erickson.

        Stein Ericson was an Olympic Gold Medal skiing champion in 1954. and
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5.8 Why did Jerry call Kramer 'Kessler' in the pilot episode?

        At the time the pilot was taped, Jerry and Larry were still not
        sure if Kenny Kramer (the inspiration for Cosmo Kramer) was
        going to let them use his name. The original name for the
        character (if Kenny had nixed the deal) was "Hoffman".
        Jerry called him Kessler in the episode, and  shortly after
        that Kenny gave his blessing so Hoffman/Kessler became
        Kramer. I also heard from Kenny that "Bender" was another
        possible name that Larry David considered.

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5.9 Is there a Superman reference in every episode?

        While it's true that both TV Jerry and real-life Jerry are big fans
        of Superman, and that references to Superman (and other comic book super
        heroes) are regular occurrences on the show, it is not true that every
        episode includes a reference.  In fact, of the 180 episodes, 52 of them do
        not include any references at all, that's nearly 30%

        The Superman magnet made its first appearance during Season 4 in "The
        Shoes" (episode #56), and the Superman figurine first appears on Jerry's
        shelving unit a year later in "The Stall" (episode #76)

        Superman references;  (20 verbal)
        "The Seven"  Jerry, referring to the woman who wears the same dress
        every day, "Does she wear the same dress every day or does she have a
        bunch of them like Superman?"  Jerry also called her apartment "the
        Fortress of Solitude".

        "The Switch"  Jerry, talking about the woman who would not laugh at his
        jokes, "...jokes kept bouncing off her like Superman."

        "The Caddy", Jerry refers to Sue Ellen Mischke as "Elaine's Lex Luthor".

        "The Face Painter"  When George learned that his unreturned "I love you"
        was not returned because the woman he said it to may have been hard of
        hearing, he said, "It's like Superman flew around the world and reversed
        time."

        "The Stock Tip".  George and Jerry discuss whether Superman's heightened
        senses included a heightened sense of humor.

        "The Bizarro Jerry" Elaine begins spending time with three men who seem
        to be Bizarro duplicates of Jerry, George and Kramer. Bizarro Jerry even
        had a Bizarro statue in place of Jerry's Superman figurine.

        "The Secret Code"  Jerry's Bank card PIN number is "Jor-El", the name of
        Superman's father.

        "The Strongbox", when Elaine dates a poor man, Jerry refers to her as
        Lois Loan", a reference to Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane.

        "The Race"  When Jerry and Duncan race, the Superman theme music is
        playing.

        The Superman theme plays at the beginning of "The Clip Show".

        In "The Marine Biologist", when Jerry was concerned with getting
        Testikoff to admit he threw the organizer out the window to help the
        woman it hit:
        Elaine: Why are you so interested, you want to take her out?
        Jerry:  You know when Superman saves someone no one asks if he's trying to hit on her!
        Elaine: Well you're not Superman.
        Jerry:  Well you're not Lois Lane.

        "The Stall"  When George went to visit Elaine's 'mimbo', Tony, after the
        rock climbing accident, he brought Tony some Superman comic books.

        "The Lip Reader"  George compared knowing a lip reader to having
        Superman as a friend.  Jerry then compared the power to X-ray vision.

        "The Implant"  Elaine, referring to Jerry while talking to Sidra in the
        sauna, "Does he talk about Superman all the time?"

        In "The Tape", when George orders the baldness cure from China, Jerry
        says, "Imagine no baldness.  It'd be like a nation of Supermen."

        In "The Chinese Woman", Jerry spotts Frank with a man wearing a cape.
        George:  I don't trust men in capes.
        Jerry:  You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearin' a
        cape. .. Superman wore a cape.. An' I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here
        and let you say something bad about him.

        In "The Smelly Car", Jerry says he has no choice but to sell the car.
        Jerry: You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful
        than anything you can imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against
        this kind of stench. And I'll take anything I can get for it.

        Tangential references:
        In "The Outing", Jerry convinces the NYU reporter that he's not gay.
        Sharon:  Oh, can you ever forgive me?
        Jerry:  I dunno... [they kiss again] Alright, I forgive you...
        Sharon:  Y'know the funny thing is, I was attracted to you immediately.
        Jerry: I was attracted to you, too. You remind me of Lois Lane.
       
        In "The Revenge", Jerry  refers to Kramer's scheme to sabotage a washing machine
        Jerry:  If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile. You're like Lex Luthor.

         In "The Watch", after finding out George talked Dalrymple down to $8000 for the pilot,
         said, "You know, this is how they negotiate in the bizarro world."

        (Note:  I have begun the tedious process of confirming visual Superman
        references.  Currently, I have completed 82 of the 180 episodes.  When the
        survey is complete, the list of non-Superman episodes will be added to the FAQ.)

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5.10 Why did Elaine say "maybe the dingo ate your baby" in "The Stranded"?

        In "The Stranded", an annoying party-goer keeps saying things like
        "Where is my finance?", "I think I've lost the poor baby", Elaine
        responds by saying (in an Austrailian accent) "Maybe the dingo ate
        your baby!" The line is from the Meryl Streep movie "A Cry in the
        Dark" (“Evil Angels" in Australia) about the woman in Australia who's
        baby is kidnapped by wild dogs.

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5.11 What is the name of the song used in final segment of "The Clip Show"?

        The name of the song is "Time of your Life (Good Riddance)" by Green Day
        from their album Nimrod.  You can hear a 30 second clip here.

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5.12 Who is Mary Beth Whitehead, as referenced in "The Bottle Deposit"?

        In "The Bottle Deposit", Jerry referred to Tony's stealing his car as
        "pulling a Mary Beth Whitehead". In 1985, Mary Beth Whitehead was involved in
        what is believed to be the first US Court case concerning surrogate motherhood.

        "...because Elizabeth Stern was unable to carry a pregnancy, she and her
        husband William contracted to pay $10,000 to Mary Beth Whitehead to
        act as a surrogate. William Stern's sperm was artificially injected into
        Ms. Whitehead's uterus and she successfully conceived. But after the child
        was born, she would not accept the money, and refused to hand over the baby.
        This led to a battle for possession of the child between the biological
        father and the biological mother, which ended in a lawsuit."

        Jerry was comparing the surrogate mother's attempt to regain possesion
        of the baby she gave birth to with Tony's attempt to gain possession of
        the car he became obsessed with.

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5.13 Can I have more information on "Festivus"?

        Sure, here is a mini-FAQ about Festivus;

        1.  Who invented Festivus?

          Frank Costanza.

        2.  What is the reason Frank invented Festivus?

            Frank "invented" Festivus after getting into a fight in a toy store when he
            and another man both grabbed for the last doll.  (Frank wanted to buy a doll
        for George.  Go figure.)  Anyway, he decided that commercialization ruined
Christmas and he would now celebrate Festivus. A Festivus - for the rest of us.

        3.  When does Festivus take place?

            December 23rd.

        4.  What's with that wrestling thing?

            One of the traditions of Festivus is the Feats of Strength, where two of the
            celebrants must engage in a contest of some sort to determine which is stronger.

        5.  What is the pole made out of?  How big is it?  Was it passed around or mounted
        or what is the deal?

            The undecorated aluminum pole represented the non-commercial nature of the holiday.
            No tinsel, no ornaments.  It appeared to be approximately 8 or 9 feet tall and was
            probably placed in a corner of the living room, much like a Christmas tree.

        6.  What about the insults?

            That's another Festivus tradition, "The Airing of Grievances".  Before commencing
            Festivus dinner, you go around the table telling each other participant about all of
            the ways they have disappointed you throughout the year.

        7.  What does the Festivus meal consist of?

            Although it wasn't specifically mentioned, the plate Estelle brought into the dining
            room appeared to be spaghetti OR meatloaf, either topped with red sauce. (Open
            to interpretation)

        8.  Who can celebrate Festivus?

            Anyone at all.  It's nondenominational.  The practical answer, however, is that only
            Seinfeld fans can *truly* celebrate Festivus. ;)
 

        9.  Any other elements which I may not have inquired about would be
            greatly appreciated!

            Well, I think we've just about covered it.  Oh, except for the occasional
            'Festivus miracle' that's been known to happen.

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5.14 Is there a real 555-FILM?

        When Kramer was given the phone number 555-FILK (easily confused with 555-FILM)
        in "The Pool Guy" he was constantly called for movie showtimes. The actual NY
        phone number is 212-777-FILM. Kramer's "Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone" sounds
        exactly like the voice for the real number.

5.15 What did the Silkwood/radiation reference in "The Shower Head" mean?

        In the movie "Silkwood", Meryl Streep worked in a nuclear power plant.  It was the practice
        at the plant that if there was any sign of radiation exposure, the affected people were
        stripped down, blasted with a high-powered hose and scrubbed clean.

        That movie is based on a true story involving Karen Silkwood, a technician working at a
        Kerr McGee plant involved in plutonium fuel production in the early 1970's.  She discovered
        dangerous cost-cutting methods were being used and she led a widely publicized effort to
        improve safety measures at the facility.

        Silkwood died (or was murdered) in a car crash in late 1974 during a period in which she was
        gathering evidence to support her claims.  An autopsy also confirmed she had been exposed
        to plutonium several times just before her death.

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5.16  What's the 'sausage music' in "The Blood"?

        In "The Blood", Kramer and Newman are seen making sausages in Jerry's kitchen accompanied by some festive music.  The song they're playing is "Mańana (is soon enough for me)".  Originally recorded by Peggy Lee, the version used in the show is the Hammond version performed by Jackie Davis.  (Capitol Records Ultra-Lounge series, volume 2, "Mambo Fever".)

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6.0 What are some of the oddities and inconsistencies in SEINFELD?

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6.1 Why does the farm girl at the end of 'The Bottle Deposit'
        refer to Newman as Norman?

        I once heard that this question was posed to Jerry before a taping by
        an audience member, and he said that the girl said " Norman" instead of
        Newman. I guess it was so funny, the producers did not edit it out.

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6.2 Other Oddities and Interesting Tidbits

        During "The Parking Garage", when the group finally makes it back to
        the car, the car wouldn't start. Viewers can see the heads of the cast
        moving with laughter at the end of the show.

        Another oddity. in "The Masseuse" (aired 11/18/93), Elaine dates a
        man with the same name as a serial killer. Joel Rifkin. They decide
        he should change his name, and one of Elaine's suggestions in O.J. We
        all know what happened a few months later...

        During the scene in "The Contest" where George's mother was laid up in
        the hospital and George comes to visit, she complains to him how hungry
        she is but he's preoccupied by the nurse giving a female patient a
        spongebath, so he tosses a box of Tic-tacs on her lap.  Estelle Harris
        admitted during an interview that this was unscripted.  Jason happened
        to have some Tic-Tacs in his pocket and his decision to toss them to
        Estelle was purely impromptu.  She went on to say that this gesture made
        her laugh so hard, they had to delay shooting the rest of the scene by
        20 minutes.

        The name of Jerry and George's softball team is "Friends of Clyde" (from      "The Pony Remark").  No other mention fo Clyde is ever made. It was likely an indise joke.

        George mentions in "The Heart Attack" that he's always loved his
        Blackhawks jacket, but we've never seen him wear it, before or since.

        Kramer had a dog in the first two episodes [The Seinfeld Chronicles, The Stakeout]. The dog disappeared without a trace or an explanation.

        In "The Dealership", George came up with a number of Twix candy bars for his Candy Line-Up'.  George must have gotten theese candy bars from somewhere, but he apparently did not eat anything while he was there, as his hunger wasn't satiated until he ate the Arby's sandwich in the cab on the ride home.  If George was so hungry, why didn't he eat something from the store where he got the candy bars?  And how did he get to the store, he didn't have a ride?  It's possible the store was within walking distance, but this still doesn't explain why he didn't eat something.

        It's well known that Jerry is a big Superman fan.  Coincidentally, Jerry's father's name was Kal, and Superman's father's real Kryptonian name is Kal-El.
Also, in the street scenes in a number of episodes, a "Kal's Signs" sign can be seen hanging over a store front.  This is a nod to Jerry's father, who was in the sign making business.

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6.3 Continuity errors and inconsistencies

        Continuity errors

        In "The Outing", Estelle claims that the "super" or landlord had to
        help her to the hospital, after reading about George's "metamorphosis"
        in the paper, but the Costanzas don't live in an apartment.

        In "The Dinner Party", Jerry is shown eating a black and white cookie
        and, during one scene, each time the camera angle changed the number
        of bites missing and the left-right orientation of the cookie changed.

        In "The Soup", George orders a bowl of chili, but is given a bowl of
        tomato soup. (Either it was tomato soup, or the thinnest chili in
        creation!)

        In "The Boyfriend (2)", at the end, when the phone rings and George
        runs out of the bathroom to tell Kramer to "Say Vandelay!  Say
        Vandelay!", he trips and the newspaper he was carrying drops to
        the floor to George's right. In the next shot, the newspaper is in his
        other hand.

        In "The Wife", during the scene where Jerry and Meryl (Courteney Cox)
        are arguing over who had the can opener, there's a six pack case of
        bottles on Jerry's kitchen counter. One bottle has been removed and is
        sitting on the side of the case closest to the door.  As they switch
        shots, the bottle moves back and forth, alternating from one side of the
        six to the other a la the black and white cookie in "The Dinner Party".

        In "The Secretary", when Kramer is shown in the dressing room wearing
        only his underwear, we can see his wallet tucked into the waistband of
        his shorts. A moment later, the wallet is not there, and we never saw
        Kramer remove it.

        In "The Seven", during the scene where Newman acts as arbitrator to
        determine whether Kramer or Elaine should keep the bicycle, the wedding
        band on Newman's finger mysteriously disappears.

        In "The English Patient", during the scene where Peterman and Elaine are
        watching the movie, the extras sitting around them in the theater are
        different from one scene to the next.

        In "The Butter Shave", in the scene where Jerry comes off stage after
        "bombing" on purpose, the neck area of his T-shirt is sweat soaked.
        In the next scene, the shirt is bone dry, and the sweat stain returns one
        scene later.

        In "The Postponement", Elaine crushes a beer can. She crushed it
        right beside the cutting board on Jerry's counter, then left the
        apartment, they cut back to Jerry and Kramer and the crushed can
        is now sitting on the cutting board.

        In "The Comeback", Kramer didn't know that it was possible to come out
        of a coma, but years earlier in "The Suicide", he knew.

        In "The Nap" George was seen reading People magazine under the desk,
        and he tucked the magazine into the shelf under the desk when he went
        to lunch.  Steinbrenner came in later to look for him but he hadn't
        gotten back yet, and the same People magazine was sitting on the
        corner of the desk.

        In "The Revenge", Kramer says Newman wants to commit suicide
        because he has "no job, no woman". Later we find out that
        Newman is a Postal employee, thus having a job.

        In "The Seinfeld Chronicles", George brought a jar of pennies to the bank
        to have them rolled.  They insisted he roll them himself.  Later at
        Jerry's apartment, George has about $8 in rolled pennies on the coffee
        table, yet the level of pennies in the jar is the same as it was in
        the bank.

        In "The Scofflaw", George likens wearing glasses if you don't need
        them to using a wheelchair if you're not handicapped.  And then in
        "The Little Jerry", when George found out Elaine's boyfriend
        shaved his head, again he likened shaving a good head of hair to using a
        wheelchair if you don't need one. But in "The Butter Shave", what do we
        see George doing?  Riding a 'Little Rascal' (motorized wheelchair) even
        though he is not physically impaired.

        George mentions in "The Heart Attack" that he's always loved his Black
        Hawks jacket, but we've never seen him wear it, before or since.

        In "The Calzone" George makes a deal with Newman to pick up Italian
        food and deliver it to Yankee stadium because it was "on his route".
        There's no way a single mail route runs through Manhattan AND the Bronx,
        where the stadium is located.

        The interior that is seen when Kramer sometimes opens his door consists of
        some hangers and stuff like in a hallway. But when seen through the peephole
        [The Reverse Peephole], you see Kramer's livingroom with the wooden wallpaper
        and a couch and some pasta figures.

        In "The Secretary", in the scene where Jerry busts Donna, the dry cleaner's
        wife, wearing his mother's fur coat, as Donna walks up to Elaine, Donna is holding
        her long purse strap in her right hand only, then switches it to her left hand and
        puts the strap over her left shoulder.  The purse hangs below her left hip.  She
        just had placed the long purse strap over her shoulder as she left the dressing
        room area walking away from Jerry.

        In "The Jimmy", Kramer is wearing the training shoes that George got from Jimmy.
        In one scene in Jerry's apartment, Kramer has his feet up on the coffee table and
        the brand name of the show is clearly visible on the bottom, and in other shots in the
        same scene, there is a piece of white tape covering up the brand name.
 

        Inconsistencies

        In "The Seinfeld Chronicles", there is a scene in which Jerry and George
        are moving a futon into the apartment. Jerry mentioned that if his father
        was helping move, he'd have a cigarette in his mouth, implying that his
        father smoked so much, he would probably smoke while moving furniture.
        After this mention, we have not ever seen Morty smoke.

        In "The Statue", George says his parents used to keep the statue in
        question on their mantel.  But in a prior episode, "The Pledge Drive", George says
        his life would have been different if only his parents had a mantel.

        In "The Money", Frank says he and Estelle have slept is separate beds
        for 30 years, but in "The Cigar Store Indian",  the Costanzas have
        one bed.

        In "The Dog", Elaine and George find they have nothing in common apart
        from Jerry. George asks if Elaine has ever seen Jerry vomit, and
        they both make the same gesture to simulate vomiting.  Now this was in
        episode #21, aired Oct. 9,  1991. In "The Dinner Party" (#77, aired
        2/3/94), Jerry mentions his 'vomit streak' of 13 years. His last
        vomit was in June 1980.  The problem is Jerry and Elaine did not
        know each other 13 years before this, so how did she know what the
        right gesture to share with George was, just 3 years earlier, if
        she had never seen it.

        In "The Kiss Hello", when Jerry complains about his photo having been
        defaced, Kramer says it's ok because he made double prints, but he used
        a Polaroid camera to take the picture.  You can't make double prints
        of a Polaroid photo.

        In "The Contest", George says that his parents weren't at home because
        they were supposed to be at work. What job does Estelle have, and what
        was his father doing in Chicago?

        In "The Bris", George mentions that he was never the type to drive a
        convertible because of his har, but a year later, in "The Mom and Pop
        Store", he buys a Chrysler LeBaron convertible.

        In "The Airport", when flying 'stand by', Elaine is relegated to the
        Coach section because there is only one first class seat available, and
        Jerry insists on taking it because he's used to first class and since Elaine
        has never flown first class she wouldn't know what she was missing. Midway
        through the episode, Elaine sneaks up into first class where there are
        several open seats, and is summarily chased back to coach by the flight
        attendant. Elaine had every right to that first class seat, because if they
        knew it was open, they would have given it to her anyway.

        In "The Foundation", Elaine represents the Urban Sombrero as an utter
        failure, and hears several men on the subway talk about how the oversized
        hat ruined their lives.  But in "The Checks", the umbrella vendor on the
        street, complaining about slow business, says, "...now we got that damned
        Urban Sombrero to deal with" implying that the hat was so popular, it's
        sales were actually hurting the umbrella business.

        In "The Wink", Jerry stuffs three of "'Grandma Mimma's" napkins full of mutton
        into his jacket pockets, but Holly only says two were missing.  Also the napkins
        were falling out of the pocket as Elaine was putting on the jacket, but they were
        tucked in while she was being chased by the dogs.  If she wasn't supposed to know
        they were there, how did they get tucked back into the pocket?

        In "the Wink" (which first aired on 10/12/95), Jerry ponders whether it would be
        better to date a deaf person or a blind person, but two years earlier, in
        "The Lip Reader (first aired 10/28/93), Jerry dates a hearing impaired woman.

        In "The Library", Mr. Bookman said he started working at the library
        in 1971.  He also mentioned that he'd been working there for 25 years,
        but the episode first aired in 1991, so 25 years earlier would have
        been 1966, not 1971.

In "The Revenge", Kramer says Newman wants to commit suicide because
he has "no job, no woman". Later we find out that Newman is a Postal employee
and
 

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6.4 What movie scenes have been parodied?

        Absence of Malice - [The Junk Mail] Kramer meets with the
        Postmaster General (played by Wilfred Brimley) in a
        takeoff of the scene Brimley played in the movie.

        Apocalypse Now - [The Chicken Roasster]   The encounter between
        Elaine and Peterman is a parody of the first meeting of Captain Willard
        and Colonel Kurtz, the lines "Are you an assassin?" and "The horror."
        were taken verbatim from the film.

        Beauty and the Beast - [The Comeback] Elaine and Vincent
        (of Vincent's picks)

        Cape Fear - [The Bookstore] Uncle Leo working out wwith
        "J-E-RR-Y" and "H-E-LL-O" tattooed on his fingers ala Robert DeNiro.

        Note:  Turns out "J-E-RR-Y" and "H-E-LL-O" are a reference to Robert Mitchum
        in "Night of the Hunter", who had "L-O-V-E" and "H-A-T-E" tatooed on his knuckles.
        Mitchum also played the creepy psycho in the original " Cape Fear", and the remake
        references this fact with the tatooed knuckles. Mitchum also appeared in the remake.

        Duck Soup - [The Bookstore] Kramer and Newman are
        trying to decide who will pull the other in the rickshaw,
        Kramer chants a variation of "eenie-meanie-minie-moe":
                one spot, two spot, zig-zag-tear.
                pop-die, pennygot, tennyum, tear.
                harem, scare 'em, rip 'em, tear 'em,
                tay-taw-toe.
        In the old 1930's Marx brother's film, "Duck Soup", Chico
        Marx uses this exact same rhyme while choosing with his brothers.

        The Elephant Man - [The Pick] When Jerry confronts Tia by the elevator,
        he yells out to the crowd that gathers, "I am not an animal!".

        The Fugitive - [The Sponge]  While searching for contraceptive sponges,
        Elaine mimics Tommy Lee Jones when she says she's performing a "...hard-
        target search of every drug store, general store,  health store and
        grocery store in a 25-block radius."

        The Godfather - [The Bris]  The couple with the new child
        ask Kramer to be the baby's Godfather.  Kramer does a
        Marlon Brando impression.

        The Godfather II - [The Strong Box]  Kramer says, "Fredo (the
        parrot) was weak and stupid."

        Midnight Cowboy - [The Mom and Pop Store]  George buys 'John
        Voight's car'  Final scene is Jerry and Kramer in the back
        of the bus.

        The Graduate - [The Conversion] Kramer runs to the church to
        stop sister from denouncing her faith.

        The Graduate - [The Millennium] Jerry's girlfriend's step-mother
        hits on Jerry.  He uses the "You're trying to seduce me"
        line that Dustin Hoffman made famous.

        The Great Escape - [The Glasses] George plants a dime on the
        floor so Jerry would think his eyesight was better, ala Donald
        Pleasance in the movie.

        JFK - [The Boyfriend] Takeoff of the Zapruder film showing the
        Kennedy assassination. (Interesting note: Wayne Knight played
        'NUMA' in JFK and 'Newman' in Seinfeld and takes the same spot in the
        courtroom re-enactment with Jerry as he did with Kevin Costner.

        Lassie - [The Andrea Doria] Kramer takes dog medicine, starts to
        act like a dog, witnesses a problem at the Old Mill restaurant,
        runs to get the police, "What is it boy?  Trouble at the
        old mill?"

        Last of the Mohicans - [The Maid] Jerry, on the phone with
        Kramer (who's lost in NYC), "Stay Alive!...no matter what
        occurs, and I will find you!"

        Marathon Man - [The Doorman] Kramer is chased by the German
        tourists after they think he mugged George. Just like
        Szell being chased through NY's diamond district by the
Jewish shoppers and business people who recognized him..

        Phenomenon - [The Abstinence] George becomes a genius, learns
        Portuguese, etc.

        Platoon - [The Fatigues] Frank has a flashback about when he
        was a cook in Korea.

        Pulp Fiction - [The Muffin Tops]  Newman plays "the Cleaner"
        (a spoof on Harvey Keitel's "Wolf" character) called in to
        'take care of' the muffin stumps.

        Seventh Seal - [The Nose Job] Jerry plays a life/death chess game
        to resolve his physical/mental issue with the dumb actress, as the
        Devil does in the movie.

        Schindler's List - [The Raincoats] Aaron laments that if he sold
        his ring, he could have bought the Seinfelds one more dinner.
        Then, after they've boarded the plane, Aaron insists they
        need water, they're thirsty.

        Star Trek II - [The Foundation]  George, looking up as camera
        points down at him and spins slowly, screams "Kahn!!!"

        Star Trek II - [The Dealership]  Same camera angle and
        screaming, but George yells "Twix!!!"

        A Streetcar Named Desire - [The Pen] Elaine, meeting a woman
        with that name, yells out "Stella!!" ala Marlon Brando.

        Thelma and Louise - [The Dealership] Kramer and the Saab
        salesman 'push the envelope' on the gas tank.

        Three Days of the Condor - [The Junk Mail] Newman warned Kramer
        about "how it's gonna go down".

        Wolf - [The Muffin Tops] Jerry has to get out of Kramer's tour bus
        (because he is itchy from shaving his chest) he runs in slow motion (like
        in the movie) and [supposedly] howls, (really just screaming with relief).

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7.0 Where can I find some SEINFELD production related information?

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7.1 Where is SEINFELD produced and by whom?

        Los Angeles, CA by Castle Rock Entertainment and West-Shapiro.

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7.2 When does the production season begin and end?

        The show is no longer in production.

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7.3 How can I get tickets to a filming session?

        The show is no longer in production. When tickets were available,
        they were very difficult to get and usually reserved for friends,
        family, and guests of the show's staff.

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7.4 What major awards has SEINFELD garnered?

 

Recipient

Event

Award

Category

Year

Result

'Seinfeld'

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Comedy Series

1997

Nominee

'Seinfeld'

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Comedy Series

1998

Nominee

Andy Ackerman

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Directing for a Comedy Series

1995

Nominee
For "The Jimmy"

Andy Ackerman

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Directing for a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For "The Soup Nazi"

Andy Ackerman

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Directing for a Comedy Series

1997

Nominee
For "The Pothole"

Jason Alexander

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1995

Nominee
For Playing 'George Costanza'

Jason Alexander

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For Playing 'George Costanza'

Jason Alexander

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1997

Nominee
For Playing 'George Costanza'

Jason Alexander

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee
For Playing 'George Costanza'

Janet Ashikaga

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Editing for a Series - Multi-Camera Production

1995

Winner
For "The Diplomats Club"

Janet Ashikaga

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Editing for a Series - Multi-Camera Production

1996

Nominee
For "The Rye"

Skip Collector

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Editing for a Series - Multi-Camera Production

1998

Nominee
For "The Finale"

Larry David, George Shapiro, Howard West, Tom Gamill, Max Pross, Peter Mahlman

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For "The Diplomats Club"

Larry David, George Shapiro, Howard West, Tom Gamill, Max Pross, Peter Mahlman, Mamann Greenberg, Tim Kaiser

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Comedy Series

1995

Nominee

Spike Feresten

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Writing for a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For "The Soup Nazi"

Marc Hirschfeld, Meg Liberman, Brian Meyers

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Casting for a Series

1996

Nominee
For "The Pothole"

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

1995

Nominee
For Playing 'Elaine Benes'

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For Playing 'Elaine Benes'

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

1997

Nominee
For Playing 'Elaine Benes'

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee
For Playing 'Elaine Benes'

Peter Mahlman

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Outstanding Individual Achievement for a Comedy Series

1997

Nominee
For "The Yada Yada"

Michael Richards

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1995

Nominee
For Playing 'Kramer'

Michael Richards

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For Playing 'Kramer'

Michael Richards

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1997

Winner
For Playing 'Kramer'

Peter A. San Filipo, Charlie McDaniel III, Craig Porter

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Sound Mixing for a Comedy Series or a Special

1996

Nominee
For "The Cadillac"

Jerry Seinfeld

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

1995

Nominee
For Playing 'Jerry Seinfeld'

Jerry Seinfeld

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For Playing 'Jerry Seinfeld'

Larry Thomas

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee
For Playing 'Soup Nazi' in "The Soup Nazi"

Lloyd Bridges

Emmy Awards

Emmy

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee
For Playing 'Izzy Madelbaum'

'Seinfeld'

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1994

Winner

'Seinfeld'

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1995

Nominee

'Seinfeld'

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1996

Nominee

'Seinfeld'

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1997

Nominee

'Seinfeld'

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1998

Nominee

'Seinfeld'

People's Choice Awards, USA

Peopple's Choice Award

Favorite Television Comedy Series

1997

Winner

'Seinfeld'

People's Choice Awards, USA

Peopple's Choice Award

Favorite Television Comedy Series

1998

Winner

'Seinfeld'

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by an Ensamble in a Comedy Series

1995

Winner

'Seinfeld'

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by an Ensamble in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee

'Seinfeld'

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by an Ensamble in a Comedy Series

1997

Winner

'Seinfeld'

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by an Ensamble in a Comedy Series

1998

Winner

Jason Alexander

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture

1993

Nominee

Jason Alexander

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture

1994

Nominee

Jason Alexander

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture

1995

Nominee

Jason Alexander

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture

1998

Nominee

Jason Alexander

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1995

Winner

Jason Alexander

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee

Jason Alexander

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1997

Nominee

Jason Alexander

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee

Jason Alexander

American Comedy Awards

American Comedy Award

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee

Alec Berg, Jeff Shaffer

Writers Guild of America

WGA TV Award

Episodic Comedy

1998

Nominee
For "The Chicken Roaster"

Greg Kavet, Andy Robin

Writers Guild of America

WGA TV Award

Episodic Comedy

1998

Nominee
For "The Fatigues"

Jerry Stiller

American Comedy Awards

American Comedy Award

Best Guest Star in a Comedy Series

1998

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture

1994

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture

1995

Nominee

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

1995

Nominee

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

1997

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Viewers for Quality Television Awards

Q Award

Best Supporting Actress in a Quality Comedy Series

1992

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Viewers for Quality Television Awards

Q Award

Best Supporting Actress in a Quality Comedy Series

1993

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Viewers for Quality Television Awards

Q Award

Best Supporting Actress in a Quality Comedy Series

1994

Winner

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

American Comedy Awards

American Comedy Award

Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

1998

Winner

Dave Mandel

Writers Guild of America, USA

WGA TV Award

Episodic Comedy

1998

Nominee
For "The Bizarro Jerry"

Michael Richards

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1996

Nominee

Michael Richards

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1997

Nominee

Michael Richards

Screen Actors Guild Awards

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee

Michael Richards

American Comedy Awards

American Comedy Award

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

1998

Nominee

Jerry Seinfeld

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1994

Winner

Jerry Seinfeld

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1995

Nominee

Jerry Seinfeld

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1996

Nominee

Jerry Seinfeld

Golden Globes

Golden Globe

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series-Comedy/Musical

1998

Nominee

Jerry Seinfeld

Viewers for Quality Television Awards

Q Award

Best Actor in a Quality Comedy Series

1993

Winner

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7.5 Where can I find scripts to SEINFELD episodes?

        Scripts for over 170 of the 180 episodes (although new scripts are being transcribed
        at such a fevered pace that it's only a matter of time before the complete collection
        is available) can be found on the web at:
        http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1955/scripts2.html
 
 

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7.6 Are there official books about SEINFELD?
        (reviews by Dave Antonoff)
        Well, there are a few books devoted to the subject, but only one is
        'official'. (Note:  All books listed can be purchased through
        Amazon.com.

        "The Seinfeld Companion" (1993, from the publishers of Entertainment
        Weekly, written by Bruce Fretts) is essentially a Seinfeld dictionary,
        cataloging many catch phrases and symbolic images from the first few
        seasons.  The drawback is it was published too long ago.  It only goes
        up to 'The Pilot'.  Maybe they're working on a 2nd volume?

        "Seinlanguage" (1993, written by Jerry Seinfeld) is essentially a
        collection of Jerry's comedy bits.  I own it, but I don't really like
        it.  The material is very humorous, but it just doesn't sound the same
        in my head when I'm reading it.  It's gotta come out of Jerry's mouth to
        be funny, but again, that's just my personal opinion.

        "Much Ado About Nothing" (1993, ECW Press, written by Josh Levine), is a
        standard, run of the mill biography.  Some good information about
        Jerry's formative years and his career but the main drawback is the fact
        that it was written 6 years ago and so much has happened since then;
        it's dated material.

        "The Seinfeld Universe" (1996/1998 written by Greg Gattuso) is also not
        'official',  but it's a great source of  info on the actors personal
        lives, and how  they came to wind up on this show.  Some insider info
        and some juicy tidbits make it worth buying.   Greg released an updated
        version of the book early in 98 with additional final season stuff.  If
        you have a choice, get the newer one, but if you already have the
        original, there's not really enough extra to warrant purchasing the
        update (unless, like me, you've gotta have 'em all!)

        "The Real Seinfeld" (1998 Worldwide Literary Services, written by Mike
        Costanza and Greg Lawrence), as an attempt to cash in on the Seinfeld
        name is annoying but accepted, but as an attempt to further chronicle
        parts of Jerry's life before show business, it's one of the best sources
        available.  Mike Costanza was a good friend of Jerry's when they were
        younger and, in addition to giving Jason Alexander's character his name,
        Jerry and Larry David have also imbued George with many characteristics
        and idiosynchracies from Mike's life.

        "Seinfeld Scripts" (1998, written by Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Larry
        Charles, Peter Mehlman)  Perhaps the only 'official' Seinfeld book
        vailable (put out by Castle Rock Entertainment), it's simply a
        ompilation of the complete scripts to the first 17 Seinfeld episodes.
        hese are the shooting scripts, not taken verbatim from the show, so
        some lines are different.  Great for the hardcore fans who like to read
        long.  Also great for trivia buffs (you can pick up more detail from
        reading than from watching).
 

       "Letters from a Nut" (1997, Avon Books, written by Ted
        L. Nancy)
  Jerry wrote the intro for the book.  He said he found the
        letters and shared them with some friends who loved them, so he put them
        in a book. Nobody knows who Ted Nancy is, but the book is also very
        comical.  It's essentially a book of letters containing outrageous
        requests or comments written to legitimate corporations, followed by
        completely serious responses from those companies that 'took the bait'.
        I've seen "More Letters from a Nut" on bookstore shelves, but haven't
        purchased it yet.  Once bought and read, it will be reviewed here as
        well, although I have the strong feeling that it's simply more of the
        same.

        "More Letters from a Nut" (1998, written by Ted L. Nancy, Introduced by
        Jerry Seinfeld)
  Bought and read, just as funny as the first.  Jerry's
        intro delves further into the "Who is Nancy" question, but other than
        that, consider it "Letters Part II".

       Extra Nutty!  Even More Letters from a Nut!” (2000, Written by Ted L.     Nancy) Yada yada yada, consider this ‘Letters’ part 3.

There's also a 'book on tape' available from Amazon.com called "Writing        Seinfeld Style" (1996, Davenporrt
Productions, written/recorded by Peter Mehlman.) which, although I haven't purchased it yet, sounds like a primer on how to write a more sophisticated sitcom.

        "You're a Super Yada, Yada, Yada Fan if...” (1998, written by Hugh Myrrh and Joe Kerr)  This was a disappointing attempt to cash in on "Seinfeld-mania".  I purchase each new Seinfeld related book as it is published because I'm interested in every aspect of my favorite TV show. Well, almost every aspect, as this book has shown me. The very first page starts out with, "Sorry trivia buffs, but tidbits like Kramer parking in purple 23 in episode 23 or his NYPD 331781-0404 mug shot number or Jerry's 555-8383 car phone number.....didn't make the cut because this is not a book about trivia." So right off the bat, I mostly considered this book a waste of money. What the hell. I paid for it, may as well read it, right?  Mistake.  It's supposedly a book of thought provoking questions designed to promote conversation and exploration of feelings and motivations, but I found it something less than entertaining. The book uses moments and lines from the show to create such questions as "Have you ever been lost in a parking garage?" and "What's the longest non-vomiting streak you've ever had?" Granted, these questions, when posed by the Seinfeld writers, resulted in some of the greatest sitcom episodes in TV history, but when asked around a coffee table by mere fans, they fall flat. Very flat. In addition to the questions, there are also (a few on every page) enough "You're a super yada yada yada fan if..." entries to fill out a 190 page book, but rather than being humorous, they're downright silly. Like Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." only without the humor.  Instead they serve only as reminders of specific moments within specific episodes. You're a super yada yada yada fan if... "12 cent royalty checks arrive from Japan", or "when stuck in airports you gamble on arrival times". Besides the 'dubious' content, the book is about 5"x6" and predominantly uses a monstrous font, giving it the appearance of a 25 page booklet that bulked itself up to a 190 page book. To conclude, if there are a dozen different books about Seinfeld, make this one the 12th one you purchase.

         "How Well Do You Know Jerry. . . and His Friends?: A Trivia Book" (1998, Mass Market Paperback, written by
        Artie Mangravito) This is not a book, it's a pamphlet containing a few hundred random Seinfeld trivia questions
        followed by a few hundred answers.  My first reaction was to the cover, which features a silhouette of Jerry and
        his co-stars.  Talk about "unofficial", the author couldn't even use Jerry's face on the cover?  Anyway, the book
        might have been passable if the questions had been arranged in some sort of logical order, either by subject or
        chronology, and enough questions were included to make the book worth $8.  As it was published, it's very difficult
        to read and enjoy.  NOTE:  Do not attempt to use this book as the "final word" on any Seinfeld related discussion, as
        there are various mistakes strewn throughout the book.  The worst offender?
        Q: What is Jerry's address? A: 129 East 81st. St.
        Now, any fan worth his Snapple knows Jerry lives on West 81st St.  The bottom line is this.  Spend a few minutes
        with a search engine and the words "Seinfeld trivia" and you can do much better for free on the Internet than you
        can with this book.

        "Jerry Seinfeld: the Entire Domain" ( 1998 Birch Lane Press, written by Kathleen Tracy) Perhaps the best
        biography to date, if in part because it's the most recent and even covers some post-TV show stuff.  More oriented
        towards Jerry's professional life than his personal history, it almost seems at times to be a biography of the show,
        not the person. But there is plenty of info on Jerry's private life, his loves, his ambitions, etc.   But the TV show is
        the reason to read this book.  Tracy takes us through the entire 9 year run from conception to Finale, with lots of
        FAQworthy tidbits and includes an episode guide at the end.

        “Sein Off:  the Final Days of Seinfeld” (1998 Harper Perennial, written by Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards,
        and David Hume Kennerly)  A photojournalists dream; to be the only photographer on the set during the week of the
        Final episode taping.  This was Kennerly's assignment, and he completed it extremely well, capturing some of the
        quiet/secret moments fans rarely, if ever, get a glimpse of.  Wall to wall black and white photos of the cast and crew,
        the sets and props, and this is only half of the book. Along with the photos are some of the best, most sensitive, most
        revealing quotes from Jerry, Michael, Jason and Julia that have ever appeared in print.  This is only the 2nd 'coffee
        table book' that's worthy to sit on my coffee table.  (Kramer wrote the first one.)  Examples of Kennerly's work can
        be found here.
       

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7.7  Where can I purchase SEINFELD T-shirts and other merchandise?

        The merchandise section has been discontinued.
        Here’s a link to a Google search for ‘Seinfeld’ and ‘merchandise’’

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7.8  Where can I find other SEINFELD-related Internet sites?

        A good place to start is http://advocacy-net.com/seinfeldmks.htm
        This site has archived over 1,500 Seinfeld related sites.

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7.9  Do you have sheet music for the bass guitar theme to Seinfeld?

        Several bass aficionados have taken a stab at notating the various synthesized bass riffs used throughout the show.
        You can check out a few of them here:
        http://www.stoverud.com/phorum/read.php?f=1&i=13&t=13
        http://www.bassmasta.net/t/theme_songs/127286.html

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A big giddy-up goes out to the following people, without whom this project could not have acheived its current level of completeness;

Scott J. Friedman, 'kenny', Nicholas Knutsen, Dennis Kytasaari, Mike "The News Guy" Lieberman, Shaun Jamieson,

Rick Marshall,  'parkertopo', David Ren, Ryan, David Sena, Frank Serpas III, Rick Streeter, 'thomsof', Steve Veselka,

Kenny Kramer, Robert Warznak, Bill Bentley, Jonathan Tucker, Kyle Matschke, Alan Tibor, Marty Lopez, Dave Scallan,

Diane, Tomas Hermansson, Sue, Dan Coogan, DON3k, ‘Chinaskinotes', Tom States, Anne Marie, Alex Donald, Kasha Boen

and Jared Somer.



























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